Oliver : we're in a themepark
*sees a child crying* this is really cool!
Zack : *walks*
Oliver : heh! Look at him trailing behind!
Zack : ...
Oliver "my name's big Zack, I am big and I'm-"
Zack : *runs to Oliver*
Oliver : OH- WAH
Beep
Zack : the problem with Oliver, man is that he talks the big talk and brave he is but look at him
Oliver : ...
Zack : he just- he's too scared to mention that he doesn't wanna go on the rides
Oliver : (•__•
Zack : he told me in the bus!
Oliver : he's getting me
Sandy : you're too jumpy dude,
Oliver : I'm not jumpy I'm not jumpy
Sandy : you're very jumpy
Oliver : I'm strong!
Sandy : *laughs*
Oliver : I'm strong like-
Zack : *scares Oliver*
Oliver : I'm strong like steel but soft like mushrooms
Sandy : pffft- fucking what...?
At the sky-car
Sandy : are you okay?
Oliver : yep ye- yeah-yeah
Sandy : yeah
Oliver : getting into the sky-car
Inside
Sandy : woahh it's bumpy
Zack : yeah they're ver- considering there was a recent one in Italy that fell down and killed everyone I'm not-
Oliver : ...
What...?
Zack : heh HEHHAH-
What do you think of this rollercoaster?
The rollercoaster has 18 loops and people are screaming
Sandy : HOLY SHIT
Oliver : *groans*
Zack : that'll be us
Oliver so I know you're really scared of rollercoasters it's fine!
Sandy : he's trembling hah-
Oliver : ...
Zack : why do you wanna celebrate your birthday here more than anything in the world?
Oliver : to impress Paula
Zack : it's to impress Paula? Do- do you think she'd be impressed by rollercoasters?
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The Promised Crackerland
Fiksi PenggemarWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
