This story is if tpn characters works in an office
Norman : *comes in*
It's very quiet
Emma : where were you
Norman : Emma...!
Emma : *turns on light*
Works starts at 9 am, it's 11:30
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Where were you?
Norman : oh uh...
I was at the dentist
Ray : *turns on other light*
You've been to the dentist a lot lately..
Norman, faking it : yeah, soda. Ugh...
Ray : your mouth's sore?
Norman, still faking it : yeah, ugh..
Ray : funny that I was at the dentist
And I didn't see you there
Gilda : *turns on other other light*
So was I
Norman : Gilda...?!
Gilda : *smiles*
Norman : h-hi...
I didn't make it to the dentist
Uh... I had car troubles
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Y'know these cars
Nat : *runs to grab a lamppost*
*sits down*
*turns off lamppost*
*turns on lamppost*
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Don't you lie to us, Norman!
Emma : *holds the other other other lamp*
Don : *turns on the lamp*
We're not stupid!
Emma : we've waited all morning for you
Norman : ...
Emma : we've burnt breakfast
Everyone : *throws burnt pancakes, waffles, and maple syrup*
Norman : you don't have to do that
Don : what are we supposed to do to get through to you?!
Norman : are you drunk?!
Everyone, drinking wine : don't change the subject!
Norman : I won't talk to you if you're like this
Gilda : you ever wanna talk
Anna, from the other room : are you guys fighting?!
Norman : go back to your room, Anna
She went back
Norman : OK, you wanna know why I was late?
I was in bed with her!
Nat : with who?!
Norman : ...
The embodiment of genocide
Emma : you...bastard!
Norman : that's why I'm always late
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Cuz I hate getting out of bed, so I will always find any excuse to stay in bed
Everyone : shut up!
Norman : you wanna why I was late last week?
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I was searching for driving directions for a vacation, I'm taking for 4 months!
Everyone : *slaps his face*
Norman : and last month I was late, I was taking online classes making crepes!
Everyone : you think we like getting out of bed
You think we like doing this cuz it's so much fun for us?
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No! We're here because we have to!
Because we're committed!
Norman : I have no time for this, I have work to do
Everyone : *gasp*
Norman : *closes his door*
Everyone : *throws their wine glass to him*
Norman : *doing his work*
Vincent, in the corner : *wipes off a tear*
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
