Norman : nice place you got here, Don
Don : thanks, been here for a long time and I think I'm getting a hand on this game thingy
Gilda : so you're that Nick Jonas guy?
Don : basically
Ray : what are you? The missing piece?
Norman : I think that's it
Ray : what's it?
Emma : the missing piece is Don?
Don : wow I feel special
Ray, shoots bird with a stick : not anymore
Emma : anyways, how are your lives?
Don : oh...I'm left with one
Gilda : that's interesting—I'm sorry WHAT?!
Ray : how did you get yourself killed?
Don : you see...
Flashback
Don, falls : what the hell?
Oliver : hello
Don : wut?
Oliver : bye *drives off*
Don : what a rude guy...
Mosquito : *bites Don*
Don, slaps mosquito : man, I feel dizzy *dies*
Present
Don : yep, my weakness is mosquito....
Emma : that's a dick move
Don : ik...
Anyone wants punch?
Norman : I actually never tried it
Don : none of us did. Until now!
*pours punch*
Ray : *drinks punch*
Gilda : oh no his Ramsay side is showing
Ray : this...this...this taste like...
Emma : a shit?
Ray : like a galaxy of endless of flavors
Everyone : ...
Norman : so you're also a food expert?
Emma : c'mon, Norman, let's try this punch
Norman : alr, 1 2 3
Norman n Emma : *drink punch* ...
Norman, gagging : my, that's an eccentric taste...
Emma, barfing : omg it's so bad...!!
Gilda, drinks punch : not that bad, but I won't be drinking this ever again
Ray, drinks punch : you guys just don't have good taste in punch
Don : but that's your first ever punch
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
