The Promised Crackerland

No Way

Last Time
Norman witnessed his friends on the stage performing ex-wives.

And he's still confused.
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Emma : Don, are you ready?

Don : Ready as I'll ever be!

Emma : Okay, let's go

Norman : Lani, why can't I get off of this chair?

Lani : Because that'll be insulting to the actors

Norman : okay...

Stage curtain opens to reveal five of them were sitting on a couch while Don was standing with a dress

Kids : *giggling because of Don's dress*

Don : *turns his back* But there's only one you need to hear from tonight
I'm about to win this competition *smiles as he turns to the audience*
Oliver, gimme a beat!

Oliver : *plays a seemingly out no where drum set*

Don : Ooh~ Muy bien~

Ray : *whispers* you sure 'bout this?

Emma : *whispers back to Ray* says the guy who froze at the last part of the play

Ray : hah!

Don : So, since the day I arrived at Grace Field... let's just say my fate has been tested on more than one occasion

Don : First things first
I was shipped over from Grand Valley on the night of my sweet sixteen to marry some prince called Nigel

Gillian and Nigel : *laughs at Don*

Don : and I'm like "okay..."

Norman : *laughs* I guess you got me this time

Don : But then Nigel died so naturally
I'm imprisoned for seven years

Norman : what?

Don : Really helped with the grieving process, y'know
But I'm like "okay..."

Gilda : *giggles*

Don : But thank God they rescued me just in time to marry prince Norman

Norman : wait, what-

Don : ... my dead husband's brother

Norman : I'm not his brother-

Don : NORMAN WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP?!

Norman : oh... sorry

Don : Where was I?

Gilda : *whispers his part*

Don : Ah yes...
Okay so I'm think "bit weird"
But of you'd seen him back into the summer of '09... lemme tell you he was... okay~

Don : So seven years later...
We're still trying for an heir

Norman : *his mind is fill with dirty thoughts*