Violet : aah, I'm bored
Zack : the convenience store gets pretty quiet at night, huh?
Violet : Zack.
Zack : huh?
Violet : *pulls out a fake cockroach*
Zack : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Violet : ahahahahahahaha
Zack : hey, cut it out, Violet!
Violet : your reaction never gets old, huh, Zack?
Zack : don't say that
Ah...
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Anyway, I have to take care of some documents for a bit
Violet : sure
Zack : can you take care of things here for now?
Violet : k
Zack : *walks away*
...
Zack : *comes back and ready to scare Violet*
Violet : *minding her own goddamned business*
Zack : FWAH!!!
Violet : ah, I'm totally fine with that
Zack : ah, is that so?
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That's not fair, hmph
*walks away*
Not fair, no fair
Violet : that guys has some issues to attend
Someone comes into the store
Violet : welcome
Oliver, holds knife : oi, hand over the cash!
*puts knife against Violet's neck*
Hand over the cash! Hurry it up!
Hurry it up or I'll kill you!
Violet : ...
Oliver : why are you just sitting around?!
Hand over the damn cash!
Violet : well... Um...
Oliver : what do you mean "umm"!?
Hand over the damn cash already!
Violet : ah, be careful *touches Oliver's knife*
Oliver : what? What are you doing?
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I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!
Violet : uwah... That's no good
Oliver : I'll cut you into pieces!
Violet : ah, don't want that
Oliver : ugh, whatever
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JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!!!!
Zack : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oliver : what's with this guy?
Violet : that's the manager
Zack : ARE YOU THE MANAGER?!
Zack : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Oliver : HURRY UP AND GIVE ME THE CASH!!!
Zack : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Oliver : THE FASTER YOU GIVE IT TO ME, THE FASTER I'LL GET OUT!
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The Promised Crackerland
FanficWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
