After all these months of being an unemployed child during the hiatus the author was on, Ray needed a new job
Night 1
Ray : okay, that'll be 3.79
Mujika : 3.79...what?
Ray : 3.79 dollars?
Mujika : dollars? What a strange currency
Ray : get out
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That'd be 17.39
Norman : oh, you want me to pay heheh...I can pay you a song *grabs guitar and starts singing the McDonald's song*
Ray : get out.
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What do you want?
Nat : hey, Ray! You know what I'm here for
Ray : you gotta wait for May 26
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Okay, that will be 3 dollars and 90 cents. Gimme your money!
Ayshe : ............or what?
Ray : ...not now
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Spill it.
The ghost of Leslie : do you have.........
Ray : ......
Leslie : ...Isabella?
Ray : .........
Okay, hold on- lemme check in the back
Leslie : *waits*
Ray : *still in the back*
Leslie : *waits faster*
Ray : yeah, nothing
Leslie : *sigh*
Ray : *inhales* *exhales*
Yvette : make me honey sandwiches!
Ray : not on the menu.
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What are you doing here?
Nouma : I want to have a happy meal
Ray : get it yourself
Nouma : how am I suppose to find happiness in this world...
Vincent : hey, can I get a happy meal?
Ray : what are you doing here?!
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Anything you want?
Sherry : I want coconut milk
Ray : you know, I really wish we have that
Sherry : oh...okay bye *scoots away*
Emma : I want chicken nuggets! I want chicken nuggets!
Ray : don't you work here?
Gilda : will you-
Ray : -join your fashion show? No, we're not accepting models
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......
Beta Ray (aka the first design) : ......
Ray : ......
Beta Ray : .......
Ray : FINALLY A NORMAL CUSTOMER! LEMME GET WHAT YOU WANT- NO I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT *gives apple juice* HERE JUST TAKE IT
Anna : ...?
Night 2
Ray : fuck, another stressful night at McDonald's!
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
