Emma : Okay, we'll be coming to the stage in a few moments now
Ray : Emma, why are we doing this again?
Emma : Because, we are pranking Norman but it went out of hand
Don : Yeah
Gilda : Are you still okay there, Don?
Don : I'm okay, Gilda!
Gilda : I'm sorry I really hit you
Don : Nah, it's okay
: It's okay
Ray : You're still wearing that dress?
Don : Of course!
Emma : I'm gonna call Phil, wait here and don't try to burn anything... Ray...
Ray : Fine... *throws box of matches away*
Emma : Good!
: Phil!
Phil : What is it Emma?
Emma : Are they having fun?
Phil : Yes! But not Norman's fans
Emma : Forget 'bout them
: And here I have a plan *whispers*
Phil : 👍
Emma : 👌
Nat : Dudes, it's time!
The curtains opens to the same last scene
Emma : Yeah, anyway I'm pretty sure it's my go next
Norman : *blushes*
Nat : ... you? QUEEN PLEASE
DGNAR : *laughs*
Anna : Yeah, weren't you the only one he "truly loved"??
Don : Oh yeah, didn't you give him the son he so desperately wanted?
Norman : *blushes*
Gilda : Yeah like I had a daughter and he literally chop my head off!
Emma : Yeah, I know.
Norman : *just this first time of the play he stares*
Norman's fangirls : *notice he's staring at Emma and got jelly some got upset*
Emma : I was lucky in so many ways
: Well, I had a beautiful baby boy
Phil : *appears*
Norman : *blushed more*
Emma : And Norman got his heir to throne and of course I was going to be the one he truly loved
Norman : THAT'S TRUE!
Emma : What?
That's when he knew...
He fucked up
Norman : nothing...
Emma : But y'know, if Phil turned out to be a little baby Edwina, well, I wonder how long the true love would have lasted.
Gilda : Wow yeah, what a stressful situation
: I've never had anything similar happen
Don : Yeah babe, do you have an idea?
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The Promised Crackerland
أدب الهواةWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
