Anna : well, this is a great way to spend a Saturday
Gilda : I had never have detention before
Don : I'm kinda nervous
Ray : if you hadn't made us late for class, we wouldn't be here!
Don : I was choking on a pretzel!
Anna : well, why do you always gotta be chokin' on somethin'?!
Norman : ah, give him a break
Gilda : yeah, it's not Don's fault he has a petite throat!
Don : it's average!
Nat : ha!
Gilda : hey, who’s in charge of detention anyway?
Anna : Vice Principal.
Ray : Andrew.
Andrew, walks in : morning, waz-bags. Detention is that way, in the library. Get ready for the worst day of your lives.
The doors open
Emma : yay! We're at school on a Saturday *laughs*
Andrew : LIBRARY!
Gilda, Emma, Ray, Norman, Anna, Don and Nat walk up the stairs
Ray : alright
Emma : don't have to yell at me
In the library
Andrew : well, well, its 7:06 AM here in Neverland. That means in Australia, it's yesterday. Or tomorrow
Don : you know, in Australia, when you flush the toilet, the water swirls backwards
(sorry for all of the aussies that are reading this)
Andrew : put a sock in it, midget. You clowns are gonna sit here all day, and think about why you're in detention
Ray spits chewing gum in the air, and Emma catches and puts it in his mouth.
(you see, corona doesn't exist. Only Rapunzel's kingdom, then again it's still gross.)
Andrew : now, phones, let's have them.
Nat : why?
Andrew : because in detention, there are no phone calls
Norman : what about texting?
Andrew : no
Anna : emails?
Andrew : no
Gilda : can we play candy crush?
Emma : I love candy crush!
Don : I can't get past level 169
Andrew : zip it, corn pie
Ray : can we have corn pie?
Andrew : shut up! Phones!
Andrew holds a box as kids get up and put their phones in the box
Andrew : now, I'm going to put your box of phones right here *puts them on top of the bookshelf*
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
