The Promised Neverland in :
5 Rangers
*power rangers theme song*
Gilda, comes in her apartment : It's past 8
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I don't wanna miss the opening.
*turns on TV*
TV : something something something Yuugo got captured by thieves
Gilda : *sigh* good, I'm in time
*drags under the table
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Aah! Stop! Help!
??? : heheheh
Gilda : aah!!
Ray : Gotcha!
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My name is Gasoline— I mean, Dokuro (Skeleton) Mask.
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From now on you are my s*x slave!
Gilda : No! Somebody! Heeelp!
??? : STOP!
*dramatic action sequence music playing*
Emma, slides opens closet : Red Ranger!
Don, opens front door : Yellow Ranger!
Nat, comes out of cupboard : Red Ranger!
Norman, comes out of bedroom : Red Ranger!
Anna, come through opened window : Yellow Ranger!
Emma : We are—
EDNNA : 5 Rangers!
Emma, shouting in a manly voice : Lady, run. Now.
Gilda, bowing : Thank you so much.
EDNNA : *grunting*
Ray : ...
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No, you're not
Don : Eh?
Ray : Take a look at yourselves.
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Say it again. Who are you?
Anna : 5 Rangers
Ray : You are not.
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Who did you say you are?
Don, waving his hands around : Yellow Ranger!
Norman : We are—
EDNNA : 5 Rangers!
Ray : Stop! Just stop!
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You. What is your color?
Don : Yellow Ranger!
Ray : And you?
Anna : Yellow Ranger!
Ray : You guys are nuts!
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Why 2 Yellows?
Norman : Red Ranger!
Ray : Yeah. OK
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And you?
Nat : Red Ranger!
Ray : How bout you?
Emma : Red Ranger!
Norman : We are—
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
