The Promised Crackerland

Titanic

Back in the olden times

There was a family who was rich

They're super rich that they need to go to America

One of these members was our heroin, Ray

Isabella : Ray

Ray : yea?

Isabella : since you're becoming an adult, we've decided you should be marrying someone

Ray : why?

Isabella : because we're rich

Ray : oh yeah
Who is it anyway? *sips tea*

Isabella : Hayato

Ray : *spits tea*
That kid?!

Isabella : he's a reliable gentleman that could bring our family's wealth to new heights

Ray : how bout no?

Isabella : Ray, you must do this for our family's honor!

(A/n : fuck, this has become mulan)

Ray : ugh fine. I'll marry the stinkin kid

Isabella : that's a good boy

Ray : am not a dog

Isabella : I know

Looking over the sea

Hayato : so... How's rich life going?

Ray : very rich

Hayato : I know right?

Ray : yeah, very *sips tea*
Want some?

Hayato : I thought you left that tea set at the restaurant

Ray : heavens no, I paid for it

Hayato : whatever you say future husband

Ray : I prefer future ashes

Hayato : why?

Ray : idk, just feels right

Hayato : dang you're weird

Ray : oh thanks, I've never heard of that compliment

Emma, as the newspaper boy : get yo paper! The titanic is goin to the states through the ocean filled with icebergs!

Ray : oh stfu!

Emma : sorry

Hayato : well... Um... It was nice meeting you, Ray

Ray : whatever, kid

Ray walks around, in his dress cuz he's rich, and look out to sea

Ray : I don't wanna get married to a man I just met

(A/n : shit, it's frozen now)