Since the last chapter was...spicy, here's the real chapter I'm supposed to publish, not that 😂
Ray : dude
Gilda n Norman : ...
Ray : why are you rubbing my boyfriend?
Gilda : I spilt coffee on-
Ray : get away from him
Beep
Emma : I take criticism very well
Don : no you don't
Emma : WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Don : you said you don't take criticism very well
Emma : WHY DON'T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!
Don : sorry I take it back
Emma : okay heheh
Beep
Ray : the most surprising part of the play happened at the end
when the monster gouged out Priscilla's eyes
which is for whatever reason I found really funny
questions?Lani : I have two questions
Ray : ok no questions great I'm done
Beep
Ray : try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like
Gilda, drinks the coffee : ...hazelnut?
Ray : idk I found it in the garbage
Beep
Ray : WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?!
Lani : sorry I hit the wrong thing!
Ray : 11 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!
Beep
Gilda : does it ever worry you that you never sweat?
Ray : no
Gilda : what if one day all of sweat like builds up inside and you just explode?
Ray : ...I would love that
Beep
Don : I think I pulled a muscle
Ray : you can't pull what you don't have
Beep
Emma : he has a boyfriend
Norman's fangirl : I don't see him
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...