I apologize if this sounds offensive, rude, or cringe
Cuz I'm cringe
And y'all have to go through it with me and no one can say no to this
This is the most fucked up chapter I've written
And yes, that Hamilton pun was intended
And plz do watch Brandon Rogers, not because he voiced Blitzø, just because it'll change your life
Also this will probably the last chapter before I go on a break cuz school is coming up and my exams are nearing
Enjoy!
Ray as a Lifeguard
Emma, the news reporter : today I'm here at the beach, searching for someone to talk to
Ray, from far away : GET BACK HERE YOU, A"'/-"+<*",'!*+//6'*!*?$*'¥}_¥•¥\
Emma : good God, that looks like rouge maniac on lose!
Ray : dafuck you want with me and my life?
Emma : how's being the most retarded person ever?
Ray : what?
Emma : how's being a lifeguard?
Ray : uhm...well it's the worst part of my already preexisting life
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I hated this job so much *chases down children and gasoline cans*
Emma : why so?
Ray : well I tried to attract the sharks by pouring blood into the ocean
Emma : and?
Ray : they're just like me when I'm with Norman, they never come.
(A/n : get your dirty ass minds of the fucking gutter!!)
Lani : *hits Ray with a ball*
Ray : OWWWW!!!
Thoma : alright! Right in the emo hair!
Ray : GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE TWITCHES OF FAILED ABORTIONS!!!
Lani : RUN!!!
Emma : and that's the fake news!
Oliver as Park Ranger
Oliver : almost every single time I work at this park for the summer
I always get mistreated like I'm some dog shit
A few days ago
Oliver : hello, welcome to the park–
Dominic : *throws a shoe at him*
Sorry!
Oliver : I didn't get paid enough for this
Yesterday
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