Previously on The Promised Crackerland
Emma, burst open the door : S O M E B O D Y!!
Gilda : talent shows are just full of fakers and Simon
Ray : WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?!
Don : whoa, that's a big snow cone machine
Norman : *sleeping while girls play with his hair*
Girls : *hiss at Ray*
Ray : *hisses back*
Gilda : how could he sleep in a middle of a war?!
Emma, squirming : YOU CANNOT OBTAIN ME!!!
Ray : what the fuck happened to her?
Norman : she's going to jail for stabbing the front counter guy who is apparently the president in disguise
Don, getting purple spots : Anna what's this?
Anna : you got poisoned
Ray : so you're telling me that freak show's a girl?
Emma : can you guys plz break me out?
Part 2
Norman : I've negotiated with the ppl here
Nat : they can't let Emma out that easily
Ray : welp bye
Norman : but I have a plan
Emma : why are you guys here?!
Gilda : we robbed a bank
Anna : with greedy orphans
Emma : why is Ray in the women's prison?
Ray : they don't believe and thought I'm biologically a women
Emma : now that's just messed up
Ray : at least I get to talk to that big dumb man lady
Emma : about that...
Inmate #1 : hey you!
Ray : well hello again, what are you gonna you bitch—
Inmate #1 : *punches Ray to the ground*
Ray : I like it on the ground
Inmate #1 : *picks up plank*
Emma : woah woah woah!!
He's just pretending
Inmate #1 : *walks away*
Ray : ya better run!
Emma : must you do that?!
Ray : yes I must
Anna : ew, Ray your outfit is dirty
Ray : oh no, so I will never win the prison beauty pageant
Anna : they have that?
The men's prison
Don : hey Norman...
Norman : yeah Don?
Don : I'm scared
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The Promised Crackerland
Fiksi PenggemarWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
