Emma, wakes up : why am I in a wedding dress?!
Ray : why am I in a suit?!
Emma : wait, is this a wedding veil?!
Don, the flower girl : bravo! Bravo! Magnifico!
Gilda, the bridesmaid : I never expected this will happen
Norman, the best man : it should've been me
Ray : wait, am I getting married to you?!
Emma : yuck!
Mujika : Ray, will marry Emma McDripdrip to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Emma : who came up with that name?!
Ray : I ain't marrying her!
Emma : yeah! He'll make a bad husband!
Ray : I'll make a great husband!
Emma : oh yeah? Prove it.
Nat, the groomsman : are they gonna...
Phil, the maid of honor : yahoo! Emma and Ray are going to kiss!
Emma : wha-
*wakes up*
Phew, it's all just a dream
Ray, sleeping next to her : shut up will ya?
Emma : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH--
*wakes up*
Phew, another dream
Ray, old and wrinkly : Emma, you bitch! You took my hard candy!
Emma : AAAAAAAAAAHHHH--
*wakes up*
Is this a dream?!
She opens the window to see a blue sky, birds are singing, flowers are blooming
And there's no Ray
Emma : phew
*sleeps again*
But the cardboard background for the sky drops and reveals the world is in an apocalypse
Ray, shooting demons : where the fuck is Emma?!
Norman, holding two guns : I don't know, but I think we should duck!
The bomb explodes
Emma, wakes up : wow, that's a little earthquake
Meh *sleeps again*
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
