I'm not on crack
I swear
Frozen
One day, a redheaded girl is trying to wake up her sister.
Emma : Norman! Norman! Wake up!
Norman, isn't sleeping at all : Yes
Emma : Let's play some snow shit!
Norman : LANGUAGE
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I mean, won't dad and dad will notice?
Emma : who cares?
Norman : ...
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Anything for you!
Emma dragged her sister to the ball room and tell her to use her power
Norman : OK, what do you want me to create out of snow?
Emma : gym equipment!
Norman : ⊙_⊙... a what?
Emma : gym equipment!
Norman : you sure you don't want... I don't know, giraffe?
Emma : did I stutter?
Norman : yes ma'am.
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*creates gym equipment*
It was all fine and dandy...
Until, Emma tried weightlifting and almost crushed herself.
Norman tried to help her but accidentally shot his power at her head
Yuugo, burst open the door like Shrek : somebody once told me— I mean, WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?
Lucas : Norman?
Norman : it was an accident
Yuugo : no time to chat we must go to the trolls
1 hour later...
Isabella : you are dangerous, she is in danger, your kingdom needs to locked, and no human contact for Norman
Norman : but...
Isabella : you must separate your daughters
Lucas : but—
Isabella : DO WHAT I SAID SO!!
Yuugo : ok
Yuugo and Lucas did what Isabella said
Norman is sad
Emma wants to build a snowman with Norman
(watch the video so you could get the reference)
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
