SuperCorp One shots

10k!! (this is a story ish read to find out)

My POV

"HELLO!!!!" 

Kara flinches and glares at me as she says "Too Loud MG" 

I roll my eyes and was about to say that I am always loud but Lena speaks first "Kara be nice. MG is just excited that we have 10K reads. It is a big accomplishment." 

"Thank you!" 

Kara smiles and places a kiss on Lena's cheek as she says "Yah that is truly amazing. I can't believe that many people like reading about our crazy adventures. I mean there was the time you were president and I took a bullet for you..." 

"Then there was the time I thought you and Kate were dating," Lena says with a snort. 

I laugh and say "And then you guys pretending to be dating at the wedding and Kara bitch slapped William" 

Lena grins wickedly and says "That's my favorite story" 

I roll my eyes and say "Of course it is." 

I grumble "I am surprised the dirty stories aren't you freaking bottom" under my breath so neither of them hears me before I turn to Kara who somehow has potstickers in her hands. I raise an eyebrow but don't question it as I say "What's your favorite story Kara?" 

Kara pauses her eating and thinks for a minute before saying "It's hard... I mean obviously, anyone were Lena and I bang is up there" I. choke on my spit while Lena laughs at me. "But otherwise any time you write us into an AU where we aren't just our normal characters" 

I nod my agreement after I had recomposed myself saying "I agree with you. Personally 'The Stranger' chapter is my favorite but also any anyone where William get's smacked" 

"Hey!" we all turn to see William storming up to me "Now I have a bone to pick with you" 

Before any of us could blink Alex is in front of him with her alien gun pointed at his head as she says "Take another step. I dare you." 

Williams's eyes widen and he quickly backpedals and runs away. 

Alex holsters her gun as she turns and faces us. 

I giggle lightly and say "Thank you for taking out the garbage. Now your turn Alex favorite chapter?"

Alex pauses for the moment before saying "The tattoo shop one was a lot of fun. Ruby made the receptionist gay panic and I got to go out on a date with Sam. It's was a win-win." 

I nod my understanding and say "Yeah that was a good one. I want another tattoo desperately so that made me want to go get one so badly." 

"Hey, we all get it. You canonly give us tattoos in a lot of your chapters. Kara usually has Kryptonian writing or some cool pattern. Lena has some emo-ish slytheriny thing and you can never decide exactly what to give me." Alex says giving me a pointed look. 

I roll my eyes and say "Sorry you guys are all better as Lesbians with tattoos. The CW is just a pussy that's not my fault. "

"And you are an asshole for writing 'They both die in the end." I flinch back at seeing them all glaring daggers at me. 

I rub the back of my neck and say "Yeah okay that wasn't the nicest thing I have done but like 98% of my stories are cute fluff so I had to do something a little different" 

I get smacked upside the head by Sam who just showed up as she says "Yah well you didn't need to kill them like you did. I know your spirit animal is the devil and all but come on you ripped peoples hearts out stomped on it then mashed it back together shoved it into their chest with a flicker of hope inside of it telling them to hope for a different ending like they do in Hadestown because you are still petty about how much that musical fucked up your emotions and you wanted to get payback. EVEN THOUGH YOUR READERS ARE NICE AND AMAZING"

Alex rests a hand on Sam's shoulders calming the angry woman who is co-captains of the Supercorp ship before she says "Okay let's not kill our author we don't get any new chapters if we do. Though I am with you I would kill them for that chapter and that chapter alone" 

I roll my eyes and say "Trust me I hate myself enough for everyone because of that chapter. You got a lot of fluff AND doctor fluff! YOU ALL LOVE DOCTOR FLUFF! AND LENA IS A DEMON IN A CHAPTER! What isn't hot about that?" 

"It is extremely hot" Kara adds. 

I roll my eyes and say "Yes Kara, Lena is hot. You know this, I know this, everyone reading this damn book knows this. We are all freaking in love with Lena Luthor but your the only bitch who gets to sleep with her" 

Kara laughs loudly as Alex says "Yeah your not wrong. Everyone reading this book is a massive supercorp simp." 

I laugh and say "I can't blame them I am also a massive simp. (Just so all of you are aware there are stickers on Etsy that say "single taken mentally dating Katie McGrath" and other amazing supercorp stickers)

They all roll their eyes at me so I roll mine back and say "Okay you assholes let's wrap this shit up. Everyone say some parting words and get ready for your next chapter knowing me it is going to be cheesy." 

Sam is first "Sup bitches. Alex is a bottom. That is all" 

I snort Kara chokes and Sam walks away. 

Alex looks like a tomato as she says "Sam is a liar" but no one believes her as she walks away. 

I raise an eyebrow "Lena?"

"Pog Ma hon" will giving me the finger over her shoulder. 

Kiss my ass

"Very nice Lena. Very classy! Maybe I will kill you in the next chapter just for that"

Kara sends a heat vision at my head but I easily dodge it because I have superpowers.

"If you lay a finger on my future wife I will throw you so far into space you have no idea where the frilly hell you are." before storming off in Lena's direction.

I gulp before turning to the imaginary camera

"That's all for now folks! Thank you for the patience with updates. As I said I am dealing with a family emergency and now midterms and chaos with school. I love you all so freaking much and you have no idea how much it means to me"