CINNAMON // HEADCANONS

[26 - HAIKYUU!! - FEM!IWAOI]

i have been thinking about Them. 

i apologize in advance for only referring to iwaizumi as "iwa-chan" throughout this whole thing it's very addictive. 

timeskip spoilers.

• iwa-chan's gay awakening was oikawa tying her hair up before practice in her last year of middle school

• oikawa's was iwa beating the entire boys basketball team at arm wrestling at the school festival in her second year at seijoh

• iwa pines for oikawa throughout the entirety of their school career and doesn't do anything about it bc she's convinced oikawa doesn't like girls

> oikawa takes personal offense to that

> anywho yeah lesbian oikawa rights

• they come out to the public a couple of times but many times theyre played off as best friends since childhood

> oikawa's quite femme so she had to deal with a lot of people erasing her identity

— one day she gives up and tweets something like this:

i could literally release my and iwa-chan's sex tape and you guys would still be like: y'all are such good friends :). we're literally in love. like in the lesbian way. remember that.

> it stops right after the olympics though, bc after oikawa wins, iwa-chan proposes to her right there on the court

— tooru's ugly sobbing face has been immortalized by the millions of videos of that moment

— makki and mattsun use it as a reaction image in their gc

— oikawa definitely still uses it to brag to tobio bc "i BEAT you and got PROPOSED to by the LOVE of my LIFE on the SAME day. i win!"

— she was insufferable at the after party but everyone was incredibly happy for them

• oikawa's contact name for iwaizumi was "iwa-chan :P" before they got together and "my WIFE cutie iwa-chan~" with like 18 heart emojis

• iwa has oikawa saved as "shittykawa" first, then "my shittykawa", then "tooru" and finally "tooru <3"

• iwa-chan's the type of lesbian that if you ask her what her gender/pronouns are she'll go "uhh uhh lesbian?"

> oikawa will come in like "she doesn't know, and thats okay. you're okay, right iwa-chan?"

meanwhile iwa goes through a whole mini identity crisis

> so yeah iwa chan repping for all the lesbians who are questioning their gender <3 you'll be all right

• were they together in high school? incredibly debatable. however, oikawa immediately picked up on the fact that most of the the underclassmen on her team were crushing on iwaizumi so she made sure to layer the flirting/teasing on extra thick

> just because iwa can't take a hint doesnt mean kindaichi and kyouken can't

— it's probably one of the reasons why mad dog left lmao. she couldn't deal with oikawas possessiveness she's like "shit i'll back off but she's still a fucking good ace"

• iwaizumi doesnt have her ears pierced

> oikawa keeps insisting she should get them done

— "that way we can be a cute couple and match!"

"we're already a cute couple, shittykawa. i don't need holes in my body to prove that."

"but—"

"rings."

"what?"

"if you want us to have matching jewelry, get us rings."

"are you proposing, iwa-chan?"

"no! but i'd wear a ring. that way we can match and keep my ears unpierced. happy?"

"very~ what's your ring size?"

"you should know that, considering how well acquainted you are with my fingers—"

"so crude, iwa-chan!"

• oikawa wears lipgloss and iwaizumi has a love hate relationship with it

> pros: makes her lips look pretty, she likes it, glittery

cons: sticky and uncomfy when they kiss

> so yes iwa-chan prefers her tooru without lipgloss on

> oikawa however loves it bc she can leave little kiss marks on iwaizumis cheeks (what can i say she's possessive)

> before they start dating, oikawa makes iwaizumi review all of her lipglosses so that she knows which one to wear for a date, bc she wants to taste nice

— iwazumi picks the cherry one as her favorite, and ever since then, oiks only wears cherry flavoured lipglosses

• makki and mattsun (being the wingwomen they are) made scissoring jokes about them throughout the entirety of their high school career 

> oikawa: "it's not even real—"

makki: "yes it is."

oikawa: "it's just a myth—"

mattsun: "nope."

oikawa: "and how would you know?"

makki and mattsun, who have been secretly dating since their first year: "just a hunch."

• when oikawa wakes up before iwaizumi, she'll watch her and trace the lines of her face with her fingers really softly

• iwa-chan is the gay that can drive

> for real oikawa is hopeless

• iwa is always the big spoon

> to be fair who wouldn't want those arms wrapped around them

• iwa-chan likes kissing oikawas shoulders and her collarbones

> oikawa gets very flustered and iwa really likes it

• half of oikawa's spanish nicknames for iwaizumi are (short) jokes and the other half are just,, actual petnames

> "mi iwa chiquitita", "amargita de la casa", "adorablemente retaca" vs "mi vida", "cielo", "mi amor"

— she especially like cielo bc HELLO thats so romantic wtf

— she also likes "amargita" bc grumpy iwa-chan is cute iwa-chan

• oikawa wear a wedding dress, iwa wears a suit

> they write their own vows, bc they're saps and oikawa also wants to one up all their other married friends

— they both start crying during except luckily this time oikawa isn't ugly sobbing bc "could there really have been any other outcome" and also she spent hours getting ready she isn't going to look messy

• so yeah anyways oikawa is a my WIFE kind of gal she just,, loves iwa so much and she needs to make sure everyone knows