in honor of season 4 coming out (haha) and also pride month, here's me returning from the dead with more sexuality hc's because i realized i don't think a single person in this show is straight (vecna = homophobic confirmed)
s4 spoilers probably
the party
• will: mans is gay as fuck im sorry
> here i was convinced he was finally gonna get over mike this season, maybe get himself a bf now that hes in cali ... but NO
— the scene of him coming out to jonathan was everything though
> he's literally my fav character why do the duffer bros keep treating him like Shit?
— they forgot his birthday >:(
• mike: gay gay homosexual gay
> has a lot of (internalized) homophobia to work through its gonna take a while
> also kind of a cringefail loser (affectionate)
— beggars cant be chosers but im not accepting byler unless this man is on his knees will deserves The World
> the finn wolfhard effect
• el: bi or pan :))
> elmax gfs canon
• dustin: MY FAV HET OH I LOVE HIM SM
> the biggest ally genuinely so interested in learning about the queer community and helping out
— any party member: *comes out*
dustin: that's what i'm talking about! this is what we want to see!
> whats the point if he doesnt become the no. 1 lesbian protector?
— mans does a full 180 after robin comes out to him
> he has no gaydar (canon)
• lucas: literally bisexual i don't make the rules
> like so bisexual
> him and will should kiss lowkey
— post coming out they flirt A Lot
— it drives mike insane its hilarious
> lowk had (has) a crush on steve
— him and max bond about it (they make fun of each other for it)
• max: bisexual
> after s3 i hc'ed her as a lesbian, but s4 fully reawakened my love for lumax they were So Good this season if they aren't endgame what is the truth
— so yeah bi4bi lumax :))
— or even better bi4bi4bi ELUMAX CANON
the older teens? (like all of them are out of high school rn what do i call them)
• nancy: bisexual!! and somewhat functional abt being queer unlike her brother
> nvm remembered the weird stancy arc
— outing myself as a stancy hater rn
— jancy was fine why are we moving in this direction. why stancy when Ronance is Right There
> anyways also polyamorous incase you were wondering (i think this would solve several problems)
• johnathan: unlabeled and polyam
> if only they knew
> the unlabled goes for everything, like sexuality, gender, who tf knows? mans is just tryna light up
• steve: bisexual. the moment this man realizes he can kiss dudes too its over for him
• robin: CANON LESBIAN LETS GOOO
> and shes autistic??? i love sm
• eddie: gae
> mans is Not Straight at all (looking at u handkerchief) and i feel so bad that he and chrissy couldnt become friends?? whats the point??
— rip chrissy i love u sm :(
• chrissy: a lesbian fuck you jason
• argyle: unlabled, has kissed jonathan b4
> prolly kissing jonathan rn lbr
• eden: i sure hope she isn't straight oh my god
• vickie: bi and canon ayooooo
> 2seconds of screentime and yet she still ate
the adults
• joyce: identifies as straight, had a gf in college
> do with this information what you will
• hopper: straight white man
> for the gays!
• murray: gay white man
• alexei: gay white man
> what he and murray had was so real istg
> miss him every day :"(
• antonov: bisexual.
> those looks he gave hopper were a lil ...
> i know what u are
• karen: milf
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CINNAMON // HEADCANONS
Fanfictioncollections of headcanons from different fandoms i'm in. disclaimer! i do not own any of these characters, this is just for fun :)
