You Belong With Me- A KOTLC parody

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(a/n Hi guys! This chapter is a little different, because my very talented friend made a parody of Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me.' Even if you don't know it, I still suggest you read it, because she had some SUPER funny one liners. Her name is Charlotte, and her account is charlottemellark02

All I did was type it up, and if she becomes a superstar one day, know that you read some of her early work. Down below is the original You Belong With Me, and underneath that, is Charlotte's parody! Enjoy!!)


Charlotte, 3/19/21

You're on a hail with Fitzy, he's upset
Goin' off about somethin that Alvar said
But he doesn't get your humor like I do

I'm pranking dad, it's a typical Sencen night
I'm eatin all the types of cookies Fitz doesn't like
And he'll never get your story like I do

Cause he wears Jerkins
I wear sneakers
He's your cognate 
But I now all your secrets
Dreamin bout the day when you wake up and find 
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time 

If you see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
Come on Foster
You belong with the Keefester
You belong with me

Sittin' on your bed
With you, me and Iggy
Can't help thinkn' this is how it ought to be
Bondin over blackstones thinkn' to myself
Hey isn't this easy

You've got emotions so strong
that I fall down
I can feel them from
All the way downtown 
I know Grady would throw me in a sack
But I'd shave my head for you to love me back 

Cause he's mom's nice
But mine makes you say jeepers 
He's your cognate 
But I know all your secrets 
Dreamin 'bout the day when you wake up and find
That whatcha lookin' for 
Has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
Come on Foster
You belong with the Keefester
You belong with me 

Standin by and waiting by the pasture
All this time how could you not know 
Foster
You belong with the Keefester
You belong with me 

Oh, I remember leapin' to your house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know that you could die...
And I know all of your feelings
And you tell me anyways
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's not with Fitzy

Can't you see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along 
Come on Foster
You belong with the Keefester
You belong with me 

Standin' by and waitin' by the pasture
Hope this time Grady doesn't catch me 
Foster
You belong with the Keefester 
You belong with me
You belong with me 
Have you ever thought maybe not Fitzy
You belong with me
You belong with me.  

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