"Got it? I am god! You are trash! First off, get that right into your skulls! If I tell you to become a dog, become a dog. If I tell you to become a monkey, become a monkey! I'll say this one more time. I am god!" Uzui exclaimed beside you as he did a posed.
You and the others just looked at him. 'This guy is bad news...' Zenitsu thought.
"What exactly do you rule over as a god?" Tanjiro asked as he raised his hand in question. 'This guy is unbelievable...' Zenitsu thought as he stared at Tanjiro.
"Nice question. I have high hopes for you." Uzui commented as you gave him a look. "I'm the god who rules over flamboyance. The God of Festivities." Uzui answered.
You watched as Inosuke stepped forward with a proud aura. "I am the King of the Mountain. Nice to meet you, God of Festivities." Inosuke greeted as you all stared at him.
"What are you talking about? You're just disgusting." Uzui replied, making Inosuke offended. 'You're somehow the same as him... and you're disgusted?!' you and Zenitsu thought in unison.
"The Wisteria House is on the way to the Red Light District. We'll get prepared there." Uzui announced as he ran on ahead. You followed after him as you now ran beside him, making him shocked. "You have a very flamboyant speed. Not bad." Uzui complimented as you gave him a smile.
"This is just a warm up for me." you said as you disappeared and went on ahead. "So this is the Ice Pillar. Rengoku told me a lot about you. Don't flamboyantly let me down then." Uzui muttered as he dashed after you.
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"Once we infiltrate the Red Light District, we first have to look for my wife." Uzui exclaimed.
You and Tanjiro just sipped on your tea that was given to you. Inosuke munched on the snacks while Zenitsu stared at Uzui with a deadpanned expression.
"STOP JOKING AROUND! DON'T USE YOUR SUBORDINATES TO LOOK FOR PERSONAL BRIDES!!" Zenitsu yelled.
"Zenitsu-kun, calm down--" "WEIRD PEOPLE LIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE POPULAR! HOWEVER, YOU'RE TELLING US DEMON SLAYERS THAT YOU WANT A BRIDE!!" Zenitsu cut you off when you tried to calm him down.
'This is getting us nowhere....' you thought as you noticed veins forming on Uzui's face as he looked at Zenitsu, annoyed.
"YOU DAMN FOOL! MY WIFE INFILTRATED THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT IN ORDER TO COLLECT INFORMATION ON THE DEMON! OUR REGULAR CONTACT WAS CUT OFF, SO NOW I'M GOING TOO!" Uzui exclaimed.
"That's all in your head there, right?" Zenitsu said while Uzui began to get even more annoyed. "Here are the letters she sent me via crow!" Uzui exclaimed as he threw a stack of papers at Zenitsu.
You picked up one of the bundles and noticed it was a lot. "There sure are a lot. Has your wife been in there for a long time?" you asked. "I have three wives." Uzui answered, making you, Zenitsu and Tanjiro shocked. Inosuke munched down on the snacks that was meant for you but he saved you a piece.
"Three wives?! Why do you have three wives?! Cut the cr@p out!!" Zenitsu yelled but was suddenly punched in the gut by Uzui, causing him to land on the ground, holding his stomach in pain.
"In the letters, you reminded them multiple times not to stand out and do their best, but.... how exactly are we going to do this?" Tanjiro asked.
"My wives and I believe that the Red Light District is an ideal place for demons to lurk. We've narrowed the number of suspicious stores down to three. So you guys will look for my wives there and gather intel." Uzui explained.
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Saving My Demon (Douma x Reader)
Fanfiction╰┈➤Your family was killed and your best friend, Douma, was turned into a demon by Muzan. Urokodaki found you and Douma and decided to take you in and help you. Will your bonds grow stronger as you strive to find the cure for your bestfriend/crush? ✎...
