𝕯𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉 || 𝖵𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖠𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗈 𝖷 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

𝐗𝐈𝐈𝐈┆Drunk man children latch onto me

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I woke up to the sound of a bunch of teenagers screaming downstairs like they were in a stadium. Before getting up from the bed i took my time to appreciate how beautiful the rays of the sun looked through the window. It illuminated the entire room giving it a warm old fashion feeling. I stretched and went to the bathroom. Got fresh and changed into my now dried clothes. I saw a glass of water and medicine next to the bed i had slept on.

'aw, whoever left this is such a sweetheart' i did a little dramatic cry and wiped the tear with my finger. Flicking it away. And i did take the medicine because i still felt sick. Taking one last look in the mirror, i left and never forgetting to kiss my beautiful appearance before leaving. The first thing i was greeted with a pillow to my face. Not caring much my adrenaline rushed in. I picked up the pillow and threw it to the person in sight. Which was an angry yelling fugo.

"STOP YOU GUYS HIT HER-OOF-" 

"guys don't accidentally hit- oh well i guess she's having fun too" bruno came in with plates in his hands. Looks like he's been the mom around here. Maybe i can go help him since i baby a bunch of grown adults back at the apartment. "hey bruno"
He seemed to blush before replying. "o-oh hi (y/n)"
"let me help you with that"

"oh no it's totally fine-"

"let the woman do some work bruno, get a break for yourself" - abbacchio. I saw him casually sipping on his drink with his legs on thr table. "haha woman jokes, very funny". He smirked. "indeed very funny". I stuck my tongue out at him and he laughed. "I'd poison you if you were my husband"
"I'd expect that". He clapped back making me grumpy.

"HAHAHA SHE HIT YOU FUGO" - sex pistols.

I immediately snapped my head in the direction of the cute voice of whoever. I saw about seven little golden drops floating around mista all holding a pillow together. I ran towards them with the biggest smile on my face and the most glowing eyes my eye system ever managed to shine. "OH MY GOSH AREN'T YOU GUYS CUTE" i immediately started poking them gently making them giggle. I heard mista laughing and holding his stomach in. "w-what's so funny?"

"s-stop, that's making me t-tickle HAHE I'M GONNA PEE STOP-" i smirked "ohhh those are your stand I see.." i gently tickled them more making mista almost lose his breath. "alright alright I'll stop you big baby". He got up breathing heavily. "let me introduce you to them" they all introduced themselves to me and immediate kinky splash showed herself, crouching down and playing with them along me. "waoh you've got a cool looking stand."-mista

"oh? Thank you, her name is kinky splash" some giggled in the room at the name and I joined them too Because i expected that. "suits your horny self" abbacchio commented. I looked back and wiggled my brows making him roll his eyes. "your stand looks a bit like abbacchios stand, i don't know does everyone else see yhr resemblance?" i turned to look at abbacchio expecting him to show me his stand.
"fuck no, I'm not showing my stand.."

"pttf whatever" - me.

After a while of spending time with them and helping bruno in the kitchen i remembered how worried all my adult babies were back at home, so i excused myself for the day. I made my way back home to see EVERYTHING MESSY. And a few of them passed out on the living rooms couch. "GUYS WHAT THE HELL?" they shot up rubbing their eyes and looking at me. Melone crawled to me and hugged my legs. "(y-*hic* n) i missed you sooooooo much"

"M-melone.?! Are you drunk?"

"hehe..drunk? *hic*"

"oh my god you big man baby" i had dragged his baby ass back onto the couch, telling him he's a good boy just so he won't Latch oh to my small frame and make it 100x harder for me to walk. "where have you... Been m. You dumbwhore" i smelt alcohol from behind me and thr angry voice. "ugh.. Ghiaccio. You too?" in the span of seconds he started crying like a kid. "YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME MY EGG BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING, I'VE BEEN *HIC* STARVING SINCE THEN"

"ookokok I'm sorry, I'll make you your egg if you promise me to be quiet and polite!" he nodded and grumpily sat on the couch with his hands folded.
'alright, egg then cleaning' i made Ghiaccio his egg and started cleaning ONLY to be picked up by someone bigger than me." WA- ".." shush female"
I mentally face palmed and let prosciutto grab me and drag me onto the sofa. Later risotto came in drunk too. "finally you're back".. "oh hi riss-" he silenced me with putting his finger on my lips and snatched me from the now asleep prosciutto.

'well i guess i have to stay here cuz not even gods can fight his metal grip' i sighed. Illuso, formaggio the gay lovers and pesci joined in too. Pesci cried saying that he had a nightmare again. I consoled that cute little carrot man. 'man they're all being so emotional and attached today, i wonder what's up ". I fell asleep again. And later woke up in my bed. I walked out to see everyone present doing random activities all sober." you guys finally sober? " i could see their embarrassment on their faces." don't even mention us being drunk". I laughed. "... I'll freeze your mouth shut".

"alright alright you big babies, what was up? Can't live without your mama for long?"

"you're officially assigned to brunos team." risotto calmly said. Thought he was hurt at the thought of you leaving. So were the others. "oh"... "but if you don't visit our asses every fucking day i swear to God I'll drown you and freeze you" i laughed st Ghiaccios threats. "alright, I'll come in once in a while and cook you big kids whatever"

"a-and play chess with me and prosciutto"

"braid my hair dumbbitch"

"take care of that hamster, he gets mad when i try to help him with anything"

"wash this dumb cat, miss Disney princess"

They helped you pack your things and drove you to brunos place. You hugged illuso goodbye and knocked on their door. Narancia jumped on you as a greeting "WOOOHOOO INFINITE FUN TIME AND NO MORE BRUNO BOSSING US AROUND!" you laughed seeing how excited he was. Well they were just like them but just younger and less intimidating with their appearance and height.

They all helped you unbox your things and helped them set it up in the room. Later to celebrate the fact that you were with them. Bruno took all of us to the restaurant for some cake. The came had came in four slices which freaked mista out and you recorded his reaction to it. Bruno had told us that there was someone new who was about to join us so we waited for him to come back. I took a slice while abbacchio took the other. I tried to put some cream onto abbacchios face but his stands hand made my face all creamed.

He laughed in victory and smirked at me. Bruno came in with the newbie just for me to run upto him and hug him like a crazy mother. "MY BABY!" everyone seemed shocked and confused. I tired around. "what? Can i not love my little brother now?"
"THAT'S YOUR BROTHER?"

"mhm, go ahead and introduce yourself Giogio"

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Ok main arc started I'm gonna cry, how is my dumbass gonna make up to save my grown man babies? I'LL COME UP W A WAY

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