𝕯𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉 || 𝖵𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖠𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗈 𝖷 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

𝐕𝐈𝐈┆I may be small but i have the energy of a horse

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Pov ; you're the mouse

Risotto is the hand.

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"sooo why am i getting kidnapped again?"

"you're in a gang for fucks sake, there are some rules like you can't walk around like that with that pin showing"

"oh, is that why they pounced on me?"

"ugh, correct your choice of words, god."

I slumped back in the car seat folding my arms, getting annoyed at being scolded and disciplined by someone who probably was only a few years older than me. "ugh I'm a grown woman, let me talk however, but nevermind that, you didn't answer my question". Illuso looked at me through the rear mirror and i just glared back with a pouty mouth.

"they're from the same organization too, but anyone who approaches each other in the same gang they'll get defensive"

"what the fuck? Why if we're from the same organization?"

"same organization but different teams, that should be more understanding for you smooth brain."

"I will punch your dick if you call me dumb again." I heard him chuckle and i visibly got a little pissed. "i called you a smooth brain, not exactly dumb, you dumbass". Not even a second later you smacked his crotch lightly while he was driving. "OOF-"
"hah! Told you!"

The car got a little wonky but he managed to control it. "you deranged bitch! I'm driving for fucks sake- oh watch what I'll do once I'm out!" i was holding my stomach laughing in victory. "well, be thankful i didn't hit to the point where you can't have babies"

"well joke's on you, I'm not planning to have KIDS I'm literally in a fucking gang". You frowned, a life with no babies? Lame. "well that's sad, I'm gonna have many babies with a handsome man one day hehe". He grunted in annoyance. "let's see how you manage that life now that you're in a gang".

"whatever knock off Michael Jackson"

Waiting for wherever he was taking me again. I got lost in my thoughts again. Realizing how all the gang men I've met so far are so attractive. I smiled and celebrated my victory. 'I really hit the lottery with men around me this year. Not that i hadn't met Rohan, okayasu,, ghost girl and josuke, but unfortunately josuke came out to be my relatives which is weird and disgusting, Rohan is just too much into art, okayasu has 0 romance experience ans he's too innocent, ghost girl was literally a ghost'. I sighed, I'm almost 20 and still single. And horny.

The car came to a stop and illuso got out of the car, asking me to follow him too. It was the same building that i sneeked into. "ugh, hold on you're walking too fast!" you ran upto him trying to catch upto his tall ass frame. "not my fault you're so short"
"SHORT BUT CUTE!". I could feel his eye roll from here and just had to run past him. "I'M FIRST" he had the audacity to roll his eyes at me again. Bitch.

Getting inside the cold ass apartment, i was met by the smell of burnt eggs, and very very strong coffee. I saw blue angry man raging at the stove kicking it and blowing ice on it??? Big dick energy was no where in sigh, nor were half of them. Maybe they were too tired today. "uhhh, HAHAH" i couldn't help myself from laughing seeing a fully grown man not being able to cook food.

"BITCH WHAT? WANT ME TO FREEZE YOU TOO??!"

"nah, let me help you out"

I walked up almost immediately, my housewife instincts kicking. I gently tied my hair and grabbed the apron. "safety first, wear an apron, second clean the kitchen, third don't let the flames burst out like crazy, simmer it, keep the window open." illuso folded his arms, impressed. While ghaccio was standing there. Mad. I proceeded to crack an egg with my master chef skills with only one hand.
'success again, yes!'