𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚡

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It had been quite a while since you had regained your memories. They were blurry at first, but they gradually cleared up. Everything was gladly back to normal. Currently you were sitting in giornos office chair and pretending to be him while he was busy with something else. Narancia, formaggio and mista too joined you in your stupidity.

"all worship the mafia god!" you started with a paper crown on your head.

"NO, WE REBEL AGAINST THE KING AND TAKE HIS PLACE" Narancia screamed.

"good idea brother.. we charge.. NOW!" formaggio screamed and grabbed me.

All three of them tackled me, Narancia got my crown and wore it. It didn't even take us 1 minute in this position that someone decided to walk in on our majestic role play. There stood giorno in his sleeping suit and long messy hair. Probably having a debate with himself that if any of this was real? Or he was still asleep. "get off my sister.." he said in his sleepy raspy voice. All of us looked at each other and smirked. "OH MY, THESE MEN ARE HARASSING ME. PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM THIS DISASTER GIORNO, OHHHH".

They began tickling you while giorno ran up you us and pounced on us with his 6'4 joestar ass. I immediately rolled away and so did the others. "NOW" you screamed. Mista caught giornos face, Narancia got his arms and formaggio got his legs. Then it was my turn. I ran and jumped on His back.
"UFFS-". You were determined that he had passed out. I was about to get up when risotto walked in and stood there in the door way observing us.

For him it was different, everything we did was almost nothing to him. He knew all four of us loved goofing around. He sighed and leaned against the table. "guys, we've got an important call and when I say it's important. I really mean it's important".
I gave giorno his space to get up and everyone listened to what risotto had to say.

"uhem- yes risotto, apologies for this mess-"

"it's um, quite the norm"

"alright, continue".

"well earlier today, i got an important phone call. I couldn't really recognize the caller but polnareff did. He was quite enthusiastic about letting (y/n) get the news"

"me?"

"yes, a man by the name of Jotaro kujo wants to meet you both, he apparently said both you and giorno are his relatives."

You couldn't help but gasp and jump around in excitement. "OH MY GOD GIORNO YOU'RE FINALLY MEETING THE OTHER JOESTARS". I didn't even realize i kept shaking giorno around until i stopped and saw his dizzy form. "alright, we'll get the preparations ready. And (y/n), please don't mess p.." you chuckled and agreed.

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You've been noticing how abbacchio and Bruno look each other weirdly. Something was suspicious. And you wanted to make sure for yourself that you were right. So you decided to spy on your good friend Bruno and brother abbacchio. While you pretended to do some reading. I saw both abbacchio and Bruno slip out of the room and into some random area of the big villa. I threw the book in a random corner and ninja style followed them into the library.

I couldn't really tell which big ass shelve they were behind so I used my hearing.

"abbacchio, we have our bedrooms.. I don't think it's necessary for us to be in a library". Bruno said with his concerned tone.

"oh hush Bruno, that sister of mine and her little pawn are always up to something. The last place they'd wanna hang out is probably the library" abbacchio said.

I gasped when I heard some lovey dovey stuff. Before any crazy happened, i skipped to the next shelve and accidentally revealed myself. Both abbacchio and Bruno panicked, which made Bruno fall atop of abbacchio. "i knew something was fishy!" i said pointing at them with a smile on my my.
"(y/n) you little bitch! -"

"a-abbacchio,-"

"HAH"

then i heard Mista and the gang calling for me. Before I left i looked at the both them. "don't worry, make out all you both want. Your little secret is safe with me" i winked and left them both in their kinky business. "I'm here!" i yelled out to get mistas attention. "damn bitch you use the library?" i scoffed. "y-yea I'm smart.." Fugo came in with his smartass. "really? What book did you read hmm?".
"umm..uhh..DICKS" i booped his nose and ran across the halls and into the living room.

I heard some familiar voices and looked up. My eyes immediately widened and I ran towards a certain group of people. "JOTARO, JOSUKE, ROHAN, OKAYASU!.." you jumped over them and they didn't seem to mind like always. Jotaro smacked me after thought. "(y/n), this is not what I expected when i see you after 4 years young lady".

"nah Jotaro, she way better now!"

Both josuke and okayasu agreed. I saw josukes badge and congratulated him. We all chatted and everyone introduced themselves to each other. Everything went so smooth, and I'm glad no one wanted to choke each other when they found out josuke was a cop. Jotaro was pretty intimated by risotto frame but because they had similar personalities, they went along talking about chess which interested both Fugo and Bruno joined them. Rohan, Trish, prosciutto, gelato, melone seemed to get along talking about fashion stuff.

Meanwhile the rest of us being, formaggio, ghiaccio, Mista, narancia, pesci, josuke and okayasu fooled around with polnareff. Polnareff told us old goofy stories about Jotaro and we later on planed to prank him with dolphins. Giorno, sorbet and abbacchio seemed pretty lonely so we dragged them with us too.

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I giggled as josuke passed me those dolphin jellos, formaggio kept peeking over Jotaro and risotto to make sure that they wouldn't catch us with out goofs. Once the path was clear, we started throwing jellos at Jotaro. I could sense the anger emitting from him. I saw him stand and all of us scaramed.
But everything stopped when i heard a.

"star platinum, za wordu!"

Everything seemed normal again but for one thing. All of us were tied together.

"no one is letting you troublemakers out".

So we sat there until narancia remembered he had a pocket knife in his butt. He pulled it out and immediately Fugo snatched it from him with a smirk on his face. "can't do anything now huh?! Loser".

"this is gonna be a rough one".

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