𝕯𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉 || 𝖵𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖠𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗈 𝖷 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

𝐗𝐕┆My day be fine then boom, boredom.

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You sat on the boat, Idly in the corner looking into nowhere. Narancia was busy checking the rader, abbacchio was inside, bruno was instructing Fugo where to go next. You ighed and rolled around the yacht in boredom. You stopped right when you got the perfect angle to brunos man ass. "ooo damn he fine". Then boom. Your phone started farting again.

I grunted, flipped over to my back and pulled out my phone. Of course it was my man children whining and being dramatic again. "i swear to God it hadn't even been a day".

Dick cheese :
I'm horny.

Nicotine addict with a 7 incher :
Go wank.

Dick cheese :
I'm too lazy, someone do it for me ;)
@m(y/n).

Me :
....

Sex addict :
I can help ;DDDD.

Dick cheese :
Melone, I'm not gay.

Sex addict :
Well too bad, you're missing out.

Barbie hair :
I'm bored. (y/n) when are you coming?
I need help braiding my hair woman.

Left sock added 'big dick energy' to the chatroom.

M

e :
YAYYY BIG MAN IS HERE!! 💕

Ice on fire :
How come the fuck you respond when risotto comes in.

Me :
Cuz, he big man 😏

Barbie hair :
(y/n). We're all fucking massive compared to your tiny ass.

Me :
I'M A LITTLE LADY LEAVE ME ALONE

Sex addict :
Not until i make a baby out of you.

Me :
Okay i love babies and sex but THAT'S CREEPY

Sex addict :
😔

Me :
But I like it ;)

Sex addict :
:D

ice on fire :
Ew melone. For fucks sake don't tell me you guys are gonna sex roleplay again.

Me :
;)

Dick cheese :
SEX ROLEPLAY?! LET ME IN BOYZ

big dick energy :
Continue anymore of this nasty shit and I'm leaving again.

Me :
RISOTTO NO I'LL STOP PLS I'M SORREY-

big dick energy :
Whatever, Behave.

Baby carrot :
So (y/n), when are you coming today?

Glad pesci asked the question EVERYONE wanted to ask. But their pride was too much and they didn't want to satisfy letting you know that they need you. Even tho you knew that. Everyone stared into their phones like it was some good ass porn. Not really but yk what i mean.

Me :
Ahhh, yeaaaa about that. I'm currently on my first mission with bruno. Polpo killed himself and he's the only one who knows about the money sooooo we gonna be rich ahhaaa.