I looked up at Hisoka seeing him holding me and his food, he took the seat beside me placing it in front of me. "You didn't have to sit next to me". I said looking at him with an eyebrow raised. Hisoka took a fry off my plate and put it in my mouth. "Less talking more eating". I decided to not say anything and continued eating. I looked up at illumi seeing he was just looking around,eyeing things. He looked kind of lost in a way I couldn't describe, it was weird because I would've thought he would be more talkative.
"Illumi". I said looking at him. He averted his gaze to me now. "You good?" I said with a curious look on my face. "Why does it matter to y-". I cut his sentence. "are.you.good.or.nooooooot????" I said. "Yes...". I gave a small smile, "good,do you want some of my burger or fries". I picked up a fry from the box and pointed it at him. He looked at me with no expression,just staring at me like he didn't know what I was talking about. I glared at him and raised an eyebrow. "Sooooo do you want some or not, I'm just asking". I heard a chuckle from hisoka, "why are you laughing?" I said pushing him gently.
Hisoka looked at me. "The reason I brought you". "He's like a robot with feelings but doesn't know how to work them". I said tilting my head. I slowly swayed my hand side to side in front of illumi's face. His eyes didn't follow my movement but I continued until he stopped and grabbed my wrist tightly. "Illumi don't hurt them,they're not a threat, MmMm~". I looked at Hisoka disgusted but then looked back at illumi who still had my wrist in his grip, it was tight,but not enough to leave marks. "Well do you want a fry or are you gonna threaten to break my wrist?". Illumi shook his head.
Illumi let my wrist go, keeping his eyes on me. "Hmm". I stood up and leaned across the table towards illumi resting on my elbows. "I'm not gonna hurt you, just come here." I reached my hand over and gently grabbed illumi's chin. "Now say ahhhh...well....just open your mouth". Illumi opened his mouth a little. I took a fry from the box and put it in. "Now chew for me baby". Illumi closed his mouth chewing the food and swallowed. "There ya go,see we can get along....mm......I guess". I shrugged my shoulders in the process. I sat back down in my seat only to have Hisoka look at me.
"Oh it seems I don't know how to eat this fry, maybe You should do it for me y/n". I looked at Hisoka sideways taking another bite out of my burger. "Judging by how many fries you have left, your fatass dont need no help". I turned my head towards Hisoka. "I only did that cause I knew he wouldn't take it take it, so I had to make him eat it, considering...he likes others making him do st-". I was immediately interrupted by a kick to my shin. "Ooooooooooww". I said putting my leg up on the seat and rubbing it. "Damn illumi you ain't have to kick me that hard". I looked at him and saw a grin on his face.
"And you think that's funny huh, Ight". I was about to get up but was immediately pulled back by Hisoka. "Ah ah ah, no fighting at the table. If you wanna fight like animals, take it to the bed". I scooted my seat over to illumi. "Yea no thanks, I'm done sitting next to your weird ass". I heard a slight chuckle from illumi, and then a giggle which turned into a laugh. It would've been funny if he wasn't giving off bloodlust in the process, which made people look at us. I quickly covered illumi's mouth, shutting him up. "Your giving off bloodlust, take it down a notch would ya?".
Illumi moved my hand off, "it's just so funny because I would never want kids with you, or even take your virginity for that matter". "Agreed, I'd never wanna spend the rest of my life with a bug eyed creep who can't even make his own decisions without the orders of his father or whatever". I looked at him and smiled while he gave me an annoyed look. "My my y/n your very bold, a mouth like that might get you in trouble". Hisoka said, taking the last bite of his burger. I saw some sauce on hisoka's face, and I don't know WHY but I felt the urge to get it off of his face.
"Hisoka stay still". I leaned over and moved my finger across this chin, getting the sauce off. But before I could take my hand back, Hisoka grabbed my wrist. He looked at my finger and smirked. He then slid his tongue slowly across my finger. "Thank you" I slowly took my hand back and wiped it on a napkin. "Ugh keep that tongue where it's supposed to be please". He looked at me with an evil grin now. Fuck. "Maybe I can show you where it's supposed to after the auction~". I stood up and grabbed my garbage throwing it away. Hisoka did the same as well.
Author's Note: my b for the short chapter but woah you lookin good
YOU ARE READING
Friends(Hisoka x Reader x Illumi)
AdventureYou've lived your life with two kids by your side only for two strange men to come and spice it up as they barge into your past secrets and build weird connections to you.. (if you tell me to update the book my updates might be a lil faster:/)