You've lived your life with two kids by your side only for two strange men to come and spice it up as they barge into your past secrets and build weird connections to you.. (if you tell me to update the book my updates might be a lil faster:/)
Illumi looked at me blankly. "Don't look at me like, I'M crazy". I said, raising my brow at him. "Your making a fuse, and for what?" I put my hand on my face just hoping I won't slap this man. "I mean jeez I don't know maybe it's because you brought 3 different types of chapstick, a box of mints, 5 packs of gum, toothpaste, a toothbrush, and some damn mouthwash, and guessing right now, you want me to use all of this at once". Illumi takes the toothbrush and toothpaste and pushes it towards me on the counter. "Just do as I say". "Which is????". "Brush your teeth''. I slowly pushed the items towards Illumi. "I already did"
He then slides them back over to me again. "Do it again". I repeated the action as well. "Why?". "For the training today". I glared at him, "the more you do it the faster you can leave". "Whatever". Illumi then slides the rest of the items over to me. "Chew 3 pieces of gum, 5 pieces of mints, and then take a shot of this mouthwash".my brain pauses,"Hisoka, are you seeing this bullshit?". Hisoka slowly shakes his head at me. "Are you serious Illumi?". No response, just a big eyed stare. "So what about you?" I ask. "I've done it 3 times today but I guess I could do it one more time".
I rolled my eyes and headed to the bathroom. I took the toothpaste and toothbrush and brushed my teeth. When I finished I chewed 3 pieces of gum, which kinda hurt my jaw afterwards. I munched on 5 mints. They kinda tasted good so I ended up eating 7, and lastly I took a shot of mouthwash and gargled it, then spit it out. I heard Hisoka enter the bathroom. "Seems like you're having fun". He says with a cheeky grin. "My mouth tastes minty...and cold". Every word I spoke felt as if I was blowing cold air out. "Oh really is it?". He said. "Yes sir". I took the top and placed it back on the mouthwash.
I then felt Hisoka grab my hand and pull me over towards him, his other hand caressing my cheek slowly. "Y/n, are you falling for me". He asks with a seductive and intimidating tone. "No". I say with mostly honesty, it wasn't like I liked him like I wanted to be his gf but he was interesting and intriguing along with other things. "Good". Hisoka then placed both of his hands on my face while smirking. He was getting close but that was soonly stopped when he swung his head back as a needle came between us. I almost jumped, sheesh. I look over at Illumi seeing him in the doorway.
"This is why I don't want you around me when I work, you interfere with my time and I am not a patient person, come on y/n". Hisoka then hugs me tight and whispers in my ear. "Illumis being possessive of what's his". What's his? I'm not even his damn friend. I followed Illumi back into the kitchen, I sat back in my spot and looked at him while he stood next to the counter. "Did you do as I said, or did you and hisoka share flirtatious remarks?". I roll my eyes "psh yeah as if I'd flirt with him". "Moving on, I'd like us to continue that gesture with our lips touching and connecting". "Kissing". I say blankly.
"Not very fond of the word, but yes that".Illumi then picks up one of the chapsticks and gives it to me. "Put that on". I take the chapstick and place it on my lips. It was strawberry flavored, and smelled good. Illumi then picked up a different one putting it on his. He then walks up to me while I'm in the seat, standing right between my legs. (Get yo coochie out the lake). "Remember to pucker your lips a bit, and make sure to close your eyes, I don't wanna see your big ass eyes observing my face. "Mm" was all he said before we kissed each other on the lips, it was just a peck, I didn't think we had to have a whole spit swapping, face sucking session.
I heard Hisoka walk in, both of our eyes averted to him. "Well you two look..mm how do I say it..good together, any progress?". "We just kissed". I said, shrugging my shoulders. "Anything else?". He asked. Me and Illumi just kept silent for the most part. "You two are pathetic, you only have 3 more days until the mission is on go, honestly it would be better if I went with y/n, but instead of bragging about myself, I will just help you two love birds out". Hisoka walked over to us. "If you're going to kiss, do it right, Illumi put your hands on their waist". Illumi did so. "Y/n arms around shoulder". I did what was told, now we were even closer than before. "Now make out". I looked at hisoka confused while Illumi looked at him sideways.
"I won't repeat". Hisoka had a card between his fingers now. "Do it, and do it right". I looked at Illumi as he looked back at me. (Bare with me I ain't good at describing ppl making out). We leaning in and started off with pecks, until our lips crashed into each other, along with our tongues that swirled around eachothers, dancing like it was some miracle, I could feel Illumi pulling me closer to him, as my hands combed threw his hair, pulling him closer. What really shocked me was Illumi wasn't that bad of a kisser at all, since he's never kissed somebody at all. He really knew how to keep the rhythm with my tongue as we went.
We then ended it, now looking at Hisoka. My arms were still wrapped around Illumi, while his still rested on my waist. "Very good, now every time you're near each other, I want you to kiss and hold hands, understand?". We both nodded. "Alright watch out I wanna watch tv on the couch"I said. "Ah, before you do, Illumi help y/n out of the chair. Take her hand in yours and help her down, it's always polite to help a lady out". I took illumis' hand as he helped me out of the chair. I was about to walk over to the couch but felt Illumi tug me back. "What? I said". Illumi held my hand and walked us over to the couch. "Right".
Hisoka followed over as well sitting next to me, while Illumi sat on the other side of me still holding my hand. "Kiss". I sighed and kissed Illumi. Just something quick as all. "Illumi you need to relax". Hisoka said, "yea you look stiff as hell". I added on.
Arthur's Note: Sheesh
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