You've lived your life with two kids by your side only for two strange men to come and spice it up as they barge into your past secrets and build weird connections to you.. (if you tell me to update the book my updates might be a lil faster:/)
"I need you to be my fake girlfriend for a day" I become extremely confused, "excuse me what?!" Illumi then repeats the statement. "I need you to be my fake girlfriend y/n". It's like he wasn't hearing himself. "Why?" I say. "There's a mission I was given to by Chrollo". I then move my hand in a circle motion signaling him to keep going on with his explanation. "which iiiiiis?". "I'm supposed to eliminate this woman who owns that big and popular lovers club". I raised an eyebrow at him. "You mean the Sweet Tears Club?". Illumi nods his head and then proceeds to finish his sentence.
"Chrollo says she's trying to expose very private information about the troupe,but especially himself, which is a big deal for him, so I'm assigned to kill her, since nothing else can keep her mouth shut". "Well why can't the troupe just do it themselves". Illumi then leans on his hand. "Because she's expecting them to attack at any moment, she's already prepared for what she's gonna do next if they come. So if we go as a fake couple, she'll never see it coming. Her main priority is the troupe, whatever else happens will be a surprise to her, not to mention, he pays well so". Illumi shrugs his shoulders
"If you have to have a partner, then why don't you" I pointed my finger at Hisoka now. "Bring him along with you". I saw Illumi shake his head a bit. "He'd be the last person I could call to help me with a mission". Hisoka had put his hand on his chest as if he was being hurt by what he said. "I'm deeply hurt". "You'll just interfere with the mission Hisoka". Illumi then looks at me. "So?" He said. I glared at Illumi. "I don't know, doesn't seem like I'm getting anything out of this". "If that's what you're worried about then I'll split the money with you for that matter", I grinned. "How much?".
"Don't worry about that, you'll probably get a million yen out of it, so? Is it a deal?". "Hmm fine". I mean I'm not all about the money but hey I still wanted something in return, I'm not just somebody you can boss around without reward. "Good now let me go over the plan, Hisoka?" Hisoka threw a rolled up paper at illumi, who caught it without struggle. He placed it in front of us now. "Is this a map of the inside building?" Illumi nodded his head at me. "Now listen, the women that owns this building is a lesbian, so you'll have to do some work on this part of the deal". I already knew what was coming my way when he said this.
Illumi pointed at a part of the map. "There's a room located right here, it's her private room, i need you to play with her a bit and get her there, now, when you walk up these stairs take a left, and walk down, you should see a door with a green button on the side of it, I'll be waiting in there for you". I nod letting him know I understood. "She's a dominant person so be prepared my love~" I looked over at Hisoka weirdly. "How would you know something like that?", he chuckled a bit. "She used to go both ways back then". I made an awkward face. "Okay then".
"When you make it to the room, make sure you switch the button to red, her guards won't bother coming in, it's a strict rule that no one else is allowed to break". "Well where will you be at?". "In the room". I shook my head. "No, like where at in the room?", "that doesn't matter just do your part and we can get this over with" he says. "No fair,I'll be missing out on all the fun~". Illumi then goes on. "And make sure we look like the real deal,any slight mistake and move will ruin the whole mission, got it?". I rested my chin on my hand. "Mhm".
"Good". Illumi then reached his hand over and grabbed my chin. "Are you ready?" I look confused, "for what?" I say. "I'm going to kiss you". "What?! Why?!" I wrapped my hand around his wrist trying to move it but it wouldn't move not the slightest bit. "We have to practice a few times before we look like the real thing, so come on". My face immediately went blank. "If we mess this up, I'll make you suffer the consequences". Illumi says, I roll my eyes. "Fine, but no tongue, just quick kisses and that's it, got it?". Illumi nodded his head and said alright
We both leaned in and kissed each other,kinda. Illumi didn't even pucker his lips, so my lips just crashed into his to be honest. "Illumi". I said. "Hm". "Pucker your lips bruh". Illumi had a blank face now. "What do you mean?". I looked at him confused but irritated as well. "Illumi, have you ever kissed somebody?". Illumi shook his head a bit. I sighed, "okay pucker your lips like this but not to much else you'll look dumb" I pucker my lips a bit giving him a little demonstration. "Now do it". Illumi did it as well. I grabbed his chin and leaned in, placing a kiss on his lips. "See like that". "Oh it seems you're his first kiss" Hisoka said, grinning.
"Good for him, anyways now that you know how to kiss that means we don't even have to prac-", Illumi interrupted me. "Practice will still be needed, there's other things we have to make sure of". "Ughhhh, when is this even?". "4 days and each and every one of those days I'll have a personal butler come pick you up and bring you to where our hotel is". I nod my head but then I remember something unexpectedly. "Illumi, where's my shirt that I gave you after the mall?". "Oh Hisoka has it". I looked over at him seeing that he was now holding my shirt, which was cleaned from the stains. He threw it to me, which I caught. "Yo thanks, you're the best Illumi".
Author's Note: I wonder if that person is still reading the book till this day, if you see this just let me know your okay😂
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