Friends(Hisoka x Reader x Illumi)

Chapter55: Kids-Napping?

"Uhh..", I fiddled with my fingers, my stupid big mouth has me trapped in a corner. "Don't think of lying to me y/n, this isn't funny". Kurapika stared at me hard as if he was waiting for a lie to come out, "it's just a mission to help Illumi, that's all". "And what are you there for exactly?"Leorio said, butting in. "I'm just acting as his fake girlfriend at the sweet tears club".

"And this requires you to be with them everyday?" Kurapika said, "just to practice, plus it's only been a few days", Kurapika raised an eyebrow at me, "you know...just that fake couple shit, that's all". "Like?" Leorio said. Of course your curious ass wanna know what it's like. "Kissing,holding hands,etc etc". Kurapika's eyes had widened at the words that came out. "I swear it'll be over, the missions tomorrow".

"And so..why did he ask you?". Leorio asked. "I don't know, something about his boss Chrollo and some info being kept private". I immediately felt Kurapika grab me by my shirt pulling me close. "What did you say?!" "Dude!". I grabbed Kurapika's wrist trying to move,"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?!". "What? His boss Chrollo?"Kurapika pushed me against the wall, still holding my shirt in his hands. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!". "Kurapika stop!".

"Alright kurapika take it ea-" leorio was cut off by Kurapika, "SHUT UP! I'm not talking to you! Tell me, are you working for him!!?". "NO! Why would I? You fuckin idiot!". I took my fist and connected it with his stomach making him bend down in pain. "Your fucked up,I swear you'll say shit to me about what I do but your fucked up as well". Kurapika didn't say anything but hold his stomach in pain

"how you gonna come in here and interrogate me about being gone, and once I say shit about this man 'Chrollo', you start pushing me against the wall, yelling at me, and just basically putting yo hands on me, and for what?, I paused for a bit, trying to calm down before I did something. "You know what?I'm sick of you and this stupid ass behavior, stay the fuck from around me, cause I'm done".

I then turned to killua. "And you, When I see you, imma have a talk with you, cause you are blowing me". I grabbed my purse and walked out of the hotel, the stress that was built up in me right now, was making me want to do something, but Instead of walking around I decided I'd just go back to Hisoka and Illumi, I was about to pull my phone out and call them until I felt someone grab me, I tried to struggle but the cloth of the clorophome had me knocked out.

-time skip-

I had woken up feeling my body being carried on someone's shoulder. My hands were tied together along with my feet, weird how I could barley feel them."Scream and you're dead". The voice was a bit feminine. 'What the hell is going on?'. I was then placed on a hard cold pillar. "Boss, we got him", 'him?, man wait till you find out this isn't a guy, but why does this guy sound hella familiar?'. The other voice that was unrecognizable sighed and said. "Are you sure?". "Huh? Yea, I'm so sure it's him".

"Take the bag off". The guy took the bag off of my head. I looked at him, seeing it was phinks. "The Phantom troupe??". I said. "What! I swear I had picked up the right person". "This is ridiculous, you were sent to do one thing and mistake this girl for somebody else". Machi said, agitated. "So I was kidnapped by accident by this...dumbass, Wow".

Feitan pointed his sword at me now. "Great, just the person I wanna see". I said, rolling my eyes in disgust. "I need you to get it together phinks". The mysterious man said. "Please, tell him". I said. The man's eyes landed on me now, I looked at him but looked a little closer to his features, it was weird because it was as if I'd seen him before. "Phinks you can remove the rope". He demanded.

Phinks came over removing the rope from my arms and legs. I stood up stretching now. "And what's your name?". The man said, "Lora". "The truth", I heard Pakunanda say. "Y/n, and your nam-", before I could say anything, everyone's weapon was pointed at me. "Don't.question.the.boss". Feitan said, poking me a bit with his sword. "No worries guys, my names Chrollo, Chrollo Lucifer". Wait a minute, 'WORKING FOR CHROLLO?!!", "what, his boss Chrollo?"'.

"So you're their boss huh?". "I'm glad you know, then I won't have to introduce myself". Chrollo gently grabs my hand and places a kiss on it. "But I'd like you to introduce yourself". "Mm I don't really know you like that, so I'm just gonna refrain from saying anything more than my name". "Very smart girl". "Yea yea, so where's the exit?". "Just walk through that pathway and keep straight", he said pointing.

"Well thank you fine sir". I started moving towards the exit until I felt my legs go numb and give out, causing me to fall. "Wtf? What's wrong with my legs??". Chrollo walked up to me and crouched down to my level. "Ah I forgot to mention the side effects haven't worn off". "Worn off?!". "You were injected with numbing medicine, thank you Phinks".

I looked over at phinks glaring at him. "I'm just doin what the boss orders, sweetheart". "So let me get this straight, while I was knocked out on the way here, you took a syringe and...". "Injected your legs with a numbing medicine". He said finishing my sentence.

I took a deep breath, inhaling and exhaling, it felt as if I was going to rip someone's neck off. "Please tell me you know how long this will last".

A.N: okay look, I'm gonna drop like two phantom troupe smuts I wrote, i want y'all to tell me if my smut writing is good enough or if I need to work on it some more

I'm just gonna post where the smut is cause I know y'all don't wanna read all that extra shit💀
Smuts: Shalnark, Illumi
•Has nothing to do wit the story
•smuts will be deleted Friday
•please give an opinion🙄