I had finished hisoka's makeup, it looked pretty good on him, well I mean hey I did a good job. I got off of him and walked to the bathroom to grab a mirror so they could see themselves. I came back and gave it to them. "So what do you guys think?". I said, waiting for their feedback. "Oh my, I hate to admit it, but it's better than mine". Hisoka turned his face left and right observing more of what I did. "What about you Illumi?"
"Y/n" he said "yes?". I responded back with curiosity. "...It's nice, I like it". I smiled and thanked them. I was then pulled over into hisokas lap. "What are you doing?" I asked. Hisoka had grabbed some paint and painted whatever he did on my face. "There" I grabbed the mirror and saw Hisoka had pointed his same star and tear on my face now. I smiled at him while getting up and digging through the bag now.
I pulled out a (console name) along with controllers. "Alright losers were playing tonight, I brought a few games, but we're gonna play Mario kart first, and don't worry I'll show you, so please don't ask me anything". I set up the console and put the game in then give them the controllers while I sit in the middle. "Okay well go ahead and show us" Hisoka said.
-10 min after showing them how to work the controls-
"Alright, are you guys ready to get whooped in Mario kart?" I say in a cocky way. "Actually, no" hisoka said. "What do you need now?" "I'd like to propose a deal," he said calmly. I leaned back and sighed heavily. "For whaaat?". "To make things Interesting". I roll my eyes "yay great". Hisoka then turned his attention to Illumi "Illumi would you like to participate?". "It doesn't matter". He says with no emotion as always. "Great, now y/n if you win, what would you desire at most".
I thought for a bit but then got it "ah I got it, I'd like for you two to leave me alone fo-" hisoka laughed interrupting my sentence. "You're going over your limit". He said making a straight face. "Excuse me? Limit?". I said. "Anything but that". "Fine uh, I'd like for Illumi to leave Killua alone". "You and I know what won't happen," Illumi said quickly. "Okay well ATLEAST stop trying to interfere in his personal life, and let him be a kid".
Illumi turned his head toward the screen watching it play other rounds. I turned to hisoka now. "I want you to... tell me what you and machi were talking about or". "Alright deal, if I win I want you to straddle me and kiss me like I'm yours". I glare at hisoka. "Fine". "Illumi anything you'd like?". Hisoka asked "I want her to stop interfering with my work". I sat up quickly now, turning all my attention to Illumi.
"Work? Killua Isn't somebody to be worked on and he's not one of your little things to mess with, so stop calling him that". "Killua is and WILL be an assassin, there's nothing you can do about it". He said with his eyes still on the screen. I stood up in front of Illumi now. "Watch me watch me, we already took him back after he ran home, and till that day I STILL had him, you don't think I can do anything about it? HA try me".
Illumi now stood up hovering over me. "Your as stupid as him, you don't even know who your going up against, I think you'd want to mind your business". He said, staring deeply at me. "I'm going up against YOU, only you, your the only one who's fucking with me right now, it's MY business when someone messes with my friend to the point where your showing up in his dreams". Illumi had come closer to me leaving the littlest space. "If I could kill you, I'd do it now".
"And if I could fuck you u-" I felt Hisoka pull my wrist causing me to sit back down on the couch. "Alright that's enough Illumi, do you want something or not?". Hisoka asked sternly. "I don't have anything in particular, no". There was then a sudden knock on the door. "I'll get it". Hisoka said leaving to fetch the door. Me and Illumi sat there in silence, but I felt his bloodlust at the same time. "Stop blasting your bloodlust"
"Our argument has me a bit bothered". He said. "It has me bothered too but I'm not trying to make it obvious, am I?". "You never stop running that mouth do you?". He said. "Nope just like you never stop chasing killua". "-I" I cut Illumi off. "Yea I know I know, but it won't change my mind, I want killua to grow up in a better way then I did, so I'll never stop". Illumi turned his head to me now, "and what happened to you?". "...I'm not gonna speak too much on it...but when your mother isn't satisfied with you, you get uh...desperate for attention and you do some crazy things to get it".
I put my hands on my face to stop myself from crying. "It doesn't matter" I say in a muffled tone trying to forget the subject. I feel illumis hands pull my hands away from my face as he connects his lips to mine. I wrap my arms around his neck now in his lap. "I don't know what I should do next but I think this is comforting your partner," he said. I laugh a bit. "Yes you're totally right Illumi''.
Hisoka had come back with bags in his hands. "The food arrived". Me and Illumi got up and sat down at the counter. Hisoka had passed me and Illumi our food now. "Thank you hisokaaa". I said, smiling a bit. "Of course". He said now sitting down. Me and Illumi had started eating, it was a little quiet now. "I wonder how it tastes" Hisoka says, I look confusedly at Hisoka. "Excuse me?". "I haven't touched my food, I wonder how it tastes". He said looking at me now, making a devilish smile.
"Ah y/n" Hisoka came near my ear. "If Illumi wasn't here I'd taste more than the food". My eyes widened but I decided to play along. I leaned in as well, almost touching hisokas lips "too scared to do it while he's here? Aw what a shame". I say smiling now. Hisoka looks at me with a straight face. "Don't play with me y/n my friend down there doesn't like that".
I gasped and leaned away from him "calm that thing down!!"
Author's note: hopefully this chapter is enough, cause I'mma just write the next part mañana
YOU ARE READING
Friends(Hisoka x Reader x Illumi)
AdventureYou've lived your life with two kids by your side only for two strange men to come and spice it up as they barge into your past secrets and build weird connections to you.. (if you tell me to update the book my updates might be a lil faster:/)