Chapter 53: Nosy A...ss

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Illumi had come back in from talking on the phone with whoever, he came over and kissed me on the cheek while now sitting next to me. I rolled my eyes thinking of the fantasy that was now put in my head. "Something wrong?" he asked curiously. "I just imagined us if we were together", i said ."and what did you see in particular?","i was ..nice and giddy especially to you, and then....we had kids, TWO KIDS!"."that sounds wrong" illumi said with a finger on his chin. "I know right," I said, agreeing. "I want 4 kids or more".

Man I should punch this man right in his face. "Shut up". "You wouldn't want that?. "Illumi, I need you to hear yourself, kids.with.you, you're still obsessed with trying to bring killua back, to make him-". Illumi cut me off. "Is that it? Is that the only reason you'd never get with me?". Going with Illumi, it sounds weird but if I think about it. "Mm overall nothings really wrong with you...you know what? There's not too many things wrong with you, you're pretty and you look like a gentleman.... You know what I take that back, you look decent in manners"

Hisoka walked out of the bathroom and sat between me and illumi. "So what's the plan for today?". "Well today's the last day so we can go over the plan once again" Illumi said, getting up and making his way over to the room. He came out with a board and a stick pointer(ion know). "I've thought the plan over quite a bit, we'll enter the place as a reserved couple. Now I've learned the owner is a little desperate, so sometimes she'll look for other customers to mess around with, not to mention, she keeps a close eye on the relationships going on in the club".

"Okay" was all I could say. It's pretty weird that you're the owner and so desperate for attention and whatever, that you'll sleep with your own customers, even though I thought that was illegal to do. "If there is one tiny hint of the relationship not working out, she'll keep a close eye out for something to go down. If something does happen she'll pick the right time and after one-well she'll chase after the woman". Illumi stated.

"So what you're saying is, we have to act the way we do with each other to grab the attention of the owner, correct? I said making sure I got it right. "Yes" he said. "Okay, now I would do that, if I knew what she looked like, I mean I hope you don't expect me to just know off the bat". Illumi picked up an envelope and handed it to me. "This is the photo chrollo sent". I ripped the envelope open and looked at the picture only to freeze. "What's wrong"., Illumi grabbed the picture out of my hand now. "Well I see the issue now". Illumi took the picture and placed it on the table.

He took the stick and pointed it to a rectangle with a red circle next to it. "Like I said before, this room here is what you'll need to get her to,when you do I'll be waiting for the perfect opportunity to attack". "And when you say get her there, you mean like leading her in and...". "Yes but I'll be there, so just focus on the job that needs to be done", I sighed and said okay. "That means you have to go with it all, kissing, touching, etc etc, so don't mess this up".

"Yea yea I know" I said rolling my eyes, Illumi grabbed my face, "do you really?" I said yes in a smushed voice. "I object," Hisoka said, "and what's the problem, exactly?" Illumi said, Hisoka grabbed my hand and kissed it, "seeing y/n touched by another person doesn't bother you Illumi? Not the thought of someone's lips traveling on her? On..your wo-", I covered hisokas mouth now, "stop calling me his woman". "Is that all you wanted to say?" Illumi asked with no care, "no". "As I was saying, y/n when I get to the room, I'll text you, just make sure you do your job", "yes yes I know, stop reminding me" I said agitated, "I'm making sure you know what you're doing".

I sighed heavily "I know what I gotta do, it's just how I have to do things, I would've never expected it to go like this, and not to mention this is a stranger". I got up and grabbed my phone to call Ricky. "What are you doing?" Illumi asked with his NOSY ASS. "Nothing", I walked to the bathroom and dialed ricky's number,
Ricky: What's up kid?
Me: hey Ricky, soooooo I was wondering if you could possibly pick me up
Ricky:for what?
Me: I have to see my kids, you know see how they're doing,
Ricky: kids? Since when? You haven't even told me who the fath-"
Me: gon and killua, I'm talking about gon...and killua
Ricky: Oh right, okay what time?
Me: Now please?
Ricky: alrighty, on my way
I hung up and sent Ricky the location, i opened the door and saw Illumi standing there, I jumped a bit. "WHAT!", "who was that?" He said pointing to my phone, "wait a minute..we're you eavesdropping on my conversation?" I said getting pissed. "Yes" he said blandly.

"Lemme tell you something, since you think you can come check me about talking to somebody, stay yo NOSY ass out of my business and don't worry about who I'm talking to". Illumi tilted his head giving me a bad stare as if I disrespected his family. "But since you want to know so bad I was on the phone with my friend". "And what's his name?", "being too nosy again love" I moved past Illumi and made my way to the living room, I grabbed my purse and started folding the clothes that I came in with. Illumi came and decided to stand behind me as I finish up

I looked around making sure everything was in place, "what are you doing?" Hisoka asks "packing my stuff up, duh". "And where are you going?" Illumi asks. "Weren't you listening to my convo? I'm going back to my kids, I gotta see how they're doing".

Author's Note: I used all my time reading Tokyo r-
Is there anything y'all wanna tell me? Like anything? I'm just asking

Author's Note: I used all my time reading Tokyo r- Is there anything y'all wanna tell me? Like anything? I'm just asking

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