Friends(Hisoka x Reader x Illumi)

Chapter 35: To the Hotel

I had woken up, sitting up straight. I looked at my phone seeing it was 8:30 in the morning. I got out of the bed and made my way over to whatever clothes I felt like wearing today. I made my way to the shower turning the water on and undressing myself (Shower Scene with your rubber duckies), I got out of the shower and put my clothes on. I stepped out of the shower and made my way into the living room. I decided to make breakfast for myself and the boys while they sleep. I pulled some things out of the fridge along with pans etc etc.

I had finished my plate and decided to wrap the boys plates up with a note on them. I got up and brushed my teeth, while also gargling some mouthwash and lastly washing my face. I came out of the bathroom and looked at my phone seeing it was 9:13. Since I had everything I would need (including my guns) I headed downstairs. I just wanted to chill for a bit until Hisoka came to get me. I walked out the elevator and made my way into one of the seats that were placed in front of the tables. I looked and saw there was a magazine sitting there. I grabbed it and looked at it. There were just model's and gossip about celebrities, nothing new.

As I'm observing the women and men in the magazine I notice somebody standing in front of me. I looked up and saw it was the desk clerk from yesterday. I had put the magazine down and looked him straight in the eyes. "Hey?" I said awkwardly. "Oh hey, sorry for bothering you, I just saw you here and maybe thought we could finally have a little talk with each other". He had a little smile on his face now. "So tell me, how have you been doing these past days?". He said. "I've been alright, dealing with the dorks and the other dorks, how about you?". "Well it's been a bit good, stressed over this job and trying to work things out with my wife".

I slowly looked down at his hand seeing there was no ring. "Well where's your ring then?" I ask, being a bit suspicious. He quickly looked down. "Oh no, I should've been more specific, I mean ex-wife, we're divorced". I put my hand on my chin. "Oh really?". "Yea a lot of stuff happened over the years, but I'm over it, I just want to be on good terms with her for my child". I put a hand over my chest and said, "aww that's cute, I believe you two will get better with each other". I then get a call. It's Hisoka. "Yes?". I say. "I'm here". I get up and tell the desk clerk guy that I have to go, I make sure to wave him goodbye.

I walked out of the building seeing Hisoka having the door opened for me. I was about to get in until Hisoka grabbed my chin and made me look at him. "You look good y/n". I take my hand and move his off my chin while getting in the car. Hisoka then gets on and takes his phone out. "We're on our way". (We go skippy skip cause I'm having trouble)

We had arrived at this hotel called "Barlls-Vern hotel". Hisoka had helped me out the car, which I was thankful for. We walked in and went to the front desk, I stood there watching Hisoka check in and getting the key card. When he was done we made our way up to the room, it was pretty nice and decent. I walked over to the countertop seats and sat down in them, resting my chin on my hands. "So..where's Illumi?" I ask seeing Hisoka press a button on a coffee pot. He turns and looks at me. "He went out to get some things". "So much for being on time" I say rolling my eyes

Hisoka sits in the seat next to me. "For someone who's an assassin, he sure does lack the skills of being on time". "I swear one of these days I'm gonna w-". Before I finished, the door to the hotel room had opened. Maaaaaan and guess who it was. The great and only Illumi. He was holding a bag in his hand. "You're a minute late". Illumi ignored me and walked over to the counter, setting the bag down. I tried reaching my hand in there but Illumi moved my hand away. "So I can't see what you got?". He didn't say anything but walked over to the coffee pot. "You're gonna ignore me? Wow you're a terrible boyfriend, I want a divorce".

"He's not the best without his coffee, he almost killed me for drinking the last of it". "Just like he tried to kill me over cake". "Bingo". Hisoka said while holding his fist up to me to hit, which I did. Me and Hisoka had focused our attention now fully on Illumi. Illumi had placed 3 sugar Cubs in the cup, and then some vanilla creamer along with it, he stirred it up and took a sip while closing his eyes. I raised an eyebrow at this gesture he made. Illumi then opened his eyes, lowering the cup and looking at me. "Good, you're on time". "Yea and you're one minute late, I should leave since you've wasted some good time of mine". Illumi walked over to the counter. "If we were married, I would have all the rights to kill you".

"I'll accept anything that'll get me the farthest away from you sweetheart". I said winking at Illumi who just gave me a blank stare. "But anyways what's in the bag?". Illumi reached into the bag and pulled a few things out. As he did I looked at him dumbfounded as to why all this was necessary. "Illumi do you want me to pop you, or drop you?"

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Authors Note: I got one thing to say to some of y'all, please GO YO ASS TO SLEEP!!! too many of y'all be coming to this book, adding it to y'all library, voting AND commenting. it be 3 inna morning and y'all talkin bout how y'all go come for me if I end the book. GO TO SLEEP!!!