Just a Skyrim fanfic: Extended cut

A crashed date

(Leonidas and Serana go to the bannered mare in Whiterun for a drink)

Leonidas: Here we are. The bannered mare. It has the best Cyrodiilic brandy in all of Skyrim

Serana: I'll keep that in mind

Nazeem: Can I buy you a drink, darling? You're making me... unseasonably warm

Serana: Ha! Not going to happen. Ever

Nazeem: I will make it worth your while. I know what Dibella's women will do for a few coins

Serana: I'm not talking with you about this any more

Nazeem: Just let me put your adoring face to use, and I'll give you the most succulent meat to ever cross your lips. I promise you

Serana: That's not something you'd want. Get lost

Nazeem: Ha! I hear more threatening words from my wife. Do you even get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't

Serana: Don't care. Bye

Nazeem: I'll teach you to talk to me that way!

(Nazeem backhands Serana)

Leonidas: (You have hereby forfeited your life privileges)

(Leonidas casts soul trap on Nazeem and walks right up to him)

Nazeem: (I'm in danger)

(Nazeem look up at Leonidas, who is taller and bulkier, and he immediately starts quivering in fear)

(Leonidas punches Nazeem full force, and he goes flying off into the distance. All you hear far away is a body hitting the ground, and a cloud of dirt emerges from the valley below whiterun)

Serana: I could have handled him

Leonidas: Sorry. Been wanting to do that for a while

(Leonidas and Serana go inside the bannered mare)

Ysolda: If you two need any drinks, just holler

Serana: What do you have on the menu?

Ysolda: Have you tried the wine? It's better than anything in the blue palace

Serana: You have fine wine? I wasn't expecting that, but ok. What do you think? Something fancy, or something casual?

Leonidas: Anything works for me, really

Serana: Yeah, but I have no idea what to get. I was hoping you'd have a suggestion

Leonidas: Well, the war against the Thalmor has been going really well, Alduin is defeated, the dragon menace is mostly under control, and we just defeated the vampire clan, so it seems appropriate to celebrate. Maybe something fancy?

Serana: Touche. Ysolda. Some wine, please. Spiced

Ysolda: Feeling adventurous, are we? That'll be 30 septims

Leonidas: I've got it

(Leonidas reches into his coin bag, but Serana puts her hand over it)

Serana: No. Let me

Leonidas: Hmm... How about we each pay 15 septims?

Serana: Alright

(After Ysolda gets the septims, she gives Leonidas and Serana some spiced wine)

(Leonidas pours himself and Serana each a cup of spiced wine)

Leonidas/Serana: Cheers

Serana: To everything you've done for me. And for the world