Just a Skyrim fanfic: Extended cut

Crashing the wedding

Astrid: I hope you have something nice to wear, because you're going to a wedding

Leonidas: A wedding?

Astrid: Well, more like the public reception. It should be a lovely affair. You'll mingle with the guests, eat some cake, and kill the bride. But you must kill the bride at her wedding. Ha. And they say romance is dead

Leonidas: Who's the target?

Astrid: Her name is Vittoria Vici. She oversees the east empire company's business holdings in Solitude. The wedding is being held in Solitude, at the temple of the divines. Her death will cause an uproar, which is exactly what we want. Vici is likely to address her guests frequently, as is the wedding custom. Kill her while she does that, and I promise you a significant bonus. In any event, when Vici dies, it's going to be complete pandemonium. Best have your escape route planned out in advance. Now go, and give the city a celebration they're not likely to forget

Leonidas: I'll make sure to pack my sharpest knife

(Leonidas takes off his brotherhood armor and glides to Solitude, but only one thing caught him off guard. Maximus is at the ceremony as well)

Leonidas: (Thinks) Damn. That complicates things. If I kill Vici publicly, Maximus and the guards are gonna be out for blood. I wouldn't be surprised if the crowd decided to jump into the mix too. The guards are pretty much all knights, and they're the only ones keeping the Thalmor in check, so I need to be discreet. I also need to be seen, so they don't pin it on me. But how can I kill Vici and be in the crowd at the same time?

(Leonidas begins to survey the area, and he notices a balcony in front of the wedding benches that has a loose gargoyle statue on it)

(Leonidas secretly casts a wind rune behind the statue and walks back down the stairs to ground level)

Maximus: Leonidas, my friend! Tis a happy day!

Leonidas: Tis a happy day indeed

Maximus: Come. Lets us get some food and catch up

(Leonidas and Maximus begin to tell each other their tales of battle)

Maximus: Surely you jest?

Leonidas: I jest you not. This is a dragon priest mask. How goes the war?

Maximus: We have the upper hand right now, but I don't know how long it will last

Leonidas: If ever in need, I will help

Priestess: Everyone, take your seats and the ceremony can begin!

Crowd: (Cheers)

(Vittoria and Asgeir come striding into the ceremony together)

Vittoria: Ah! You two must be Leonidas and Maximus! The two greatest heroes in Skyrim!

Leonidas: You flatter me

Maximus: It wouldn't be a stretch compared to what we've done

Vittoria: What an amazing day this has been. I hope you're enjoying the festivities. I'm... I'm just so overwhelmed. Such kindness for me

Maximus: Hail the imperial legion!

Leonidas: The stormcloaks send their blessings as well

Vittoria: Ha ha ha ha! Yes, indeed! Hail the Imperial Legion! Hail the Stormcloaks! Hail the knights! Hail Solitude and the eight divines! On this glorious day, we honor everyone! All are welcome here! Today is a day of peace and happiness! Lets the festivities commence!