Deckerstar One Shots

Celestial Alcohol

Lucifer stumbled into the precinct, his head spinning. She stumbled slightly as he made it to Chloe's desk. 

"Hellooo Detectivvvvve," Chloe looked up from her papers, slightly confused. 

"Hello, Lucifer. What's up?" Lucifer tilted his head at her. She couldn't help but think he looked like a puppy. Lucifer scrunched his eyebrows a bit, 

"I feel funny." Chloe nodded, 

"I can tell. Come here." She checked his forehead, but it was normal. Lucifer giggled, close to her face. She giggled back and placed a tiny kiss on his nose. 

"Luci, baby, what happened?" Lucifer looked at her with those puppy eyes she couldn't resist. He pulled back from her to cough. 

"Raphael brought abrosia and now I feel funny," his eyelids fell a little. Chloe looked at him, concerned. 

"Ambrosia?" Luci shrugged casually, 

"Jus' like people booze but for me." Chloe hadn't noticed at first, but Lucifer's words were starting to slur together. She looked at him, 

"How much booze?" 

Luci shrugged, "A lot." He giggled a bit. 

"Aw, you're drunk." Chloe stopped for a moment, then stood and grabbed his hand. 

"C'mon Pup, we're going home." Lucifer looked up, confused. 

"Pup?" Chloe rolled her eyes, 

"Yes, Pup. Now, come with me." She pulled him out of the precinct. He tripped behind her, still feeling funny. 

"You called me Pup?" He slurred on the way out of the building. Chloe turned around and smiled at him. He laughed again. 

"Hehe, you think I'm a pup." Chloe rolled her eyes, 

"Mhm," she tried to force the dumb smile off her face, to no avail. His stupid charms and adorable drunk nature were too much for her stoicism and the smile won. It always did when it came to Lucifer. She kissed his forehead once more. 

"Come on, let's get you home, Pup." 

A/n Sorry this is short, I just think 'Pup' is something Chloe would call Lucifer. He's a switch (theory), but he totally bottoms for her (cannon).