Where (Y/N) is a chaotic villain.
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Cashier: So what would you like to order?
(Y/N): The souls of the innocent!
Tim: A bagel.
(Y/N): NOOOO!
Tim: Two bagels.
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[At 3 AM]
Damien: Why are any of us here, really?
Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically.
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(Y/N), to someone who insulted them: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Cause thou hast NO CLASS!
Jason: SOMEBODY! HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
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Young Dick: Ok, when does a joke become a dad joke?
Young Barbara: Oh no.
Jim Gordon, with no hesitation: When it becomes apparent.
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Dick: If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
Wally: I chlorofeel you, man.
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Tim: I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet.
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(Y/N): LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Cassandra: And here, we have a capitalist.
Stephanie: Did you just-
Tim: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Dick: Why were dinosaurs so big?
Alfred: Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
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Jon: Why are you acting like you don't care?
Damien: I'm acting?
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Dick: I BELIEVED I COULD FLY
Jason: BUT I GOT SHOT BY THE FBIIII
Stephanie: ALL I WANTED WAS A POPSICLE
Together: BUT I ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL
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Barbara: You don't look happy.
Helena: Have I ever?
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
