I can't stop writing these for some reason.
Batsis is Tim's age.
We haven't seen Jaime in a while.
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Tracy Thirteen: Hey, Jaime, you wanna get some food?
Jaime: I have a girlfriend.
Scarab: I believe the question was whether you were interested in getting food, not confirming whether you had a mate.
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(Y/N), entering her apartment: Hello people who do not live here.
Bart: Hey!
Jason: Hello.
Dick: Hi!
(Y/N): I gave you a key for emergencies.
Jason: We ran out of Doritos.
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Stephanie: I had a dream we got into a big fight.
Cassandra: Who won?
Stephanie: Me.
Cassandra: Yup. Definitely a dream.
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Dick: Tim, I thought you were decorating for Halloween.
Tim: I am.
Dick: You're just putting up pictures of Damien.
Tim: You said you wanted scary decorations.
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Duke, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Jason: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Duke:.........
Jason: It's perfume.
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In a jail cell
Bart: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
(Y/N): What you have, Bart, is the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity to do so.
Bart: *surprised pikachu face*
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Tim: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've cursed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.
Duke: Tim, please, put down the coffee and go to bed. It's 3 am.
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Tim: Why are (Y/N) and Jaime sitting back to back?
Cassie: They had a fight.
Tim: Why are they holding hands?
Cassie: They get sad when they fight.
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Scarab: Why must you always assume the worst of me, Jaime Reyes?
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
