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Batsis is Tim's age in this one.
Some of them are longer than usual
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Bart: Hey Tim, look up.
Tim, barely functional and hasn't slept for days: Huh?
Bart: Look up and tell me what you see.
Tim: You're not gonna poke my chest while I'm not looking?
Bart: Nah man. Nothing like that. Just look up.
Tim: *looks up and stares for a while* It's just the roof.
Bart: It's just the roof.
Tim: It's just right there.
Bart: Its just right there. But what's missing though?
Tim: *contemplates for a while and then gasps* This roof doesn't have a ceiling!
Bart: This roof doesn't have a ceiling.
Tim: Now that's some sketchy stuff.
Bart: Totally. Now tell me this: Why is the part below the roof called the ceiling?
Tim:... *gasp* It's called the ceiling because it seals the roof off from the rest of the room!
Bart: 'Cause it seals the roof off from the rest of the room.
Tim: Now thats crazy. Real crazy.
Bart: Totally! Now spell "seal".
Tim: S-e-a-l
Bart: Now spell "ceiling".
Tim: C-e-i-l-! *gasp* They're spelled differently!
Bart: They're spelt differently!
Tim: But... why?!
Bart: I've been so moded thinking about all day.
Both: WHY DO THEY SPELL DIFFERENT?!
Duke: *confused and concerned* What goes on in this house?
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Bart: You know what I was thinking?
Tim, in desperate need of sleep or caffeine: What?
Bart: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?
Tim:... duh!
Bart: How though?
Tim: Because your leg got cut off, obviously!
Bart: Where would you feel the pain?
Tim: In your le...?
Bart: Exactly! How are you going to feel the pain in your leg-
Both: If your leg is gone?!
Bart: I've been thinking about this all day.
Tim: Where would you feel the pain then?
Bart: That's the point. There is no pain. Once your leg's gone, the pain goes with it.
Tim: *confused as hell*
Bart: Isn't it crash!?
Damien: *sneaking up with a sword* You want to test that theory?
Both: AAAAAAAA!!
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Dick: If a tomato is fruit, wouldn't that mean that ketchup is a smoothie?
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
