Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na (ft. Batsis and Batfam)

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Killjoys, make some noise!

Here it is, and of course at chapter 69.

Guide to characters:
Dick is Party Poison

Jason is Fun Ghoul 

Tim is Jet Star

Damien is Kobra Kid

Bruce is Cherri Cola (bcz why not?)

Alfred is Dr. Death Defying. 

Barbara is Red Oracle

Roy is Arsenal Hunter (but they nickname him Speedy)

Stephanie is Shot Spoiler  

Cassandra is Killer Dance

Duke is Desert Signal (but they nickname him Dusty)

Reader is Bat Bullet.

(As you can see, I suck at names.) 

Something to know: Better Living Industries (BL/ind.) is an enemy organisation from the main city, Battery City aka Bat City (Nothing to do with Batman). Draculoids (Dracs) and S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W/S are agents for BL/ind.  

They're all the same age (around 17), besides Bruce and Alfred.

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 "I'm. So. Booooorrrreeeeeddd," Party Poison exclaimed.

You looked up and rolled your eyes at Poison, "So find something to do. Go on patrol or something."

"Ugh!", Party said in response, "Speedy is already doing that."

"Then go practice your shooting before I practice on you," Kobra Kid snapped.

Party pouted a bit before standing up from the couch, "Fine. Since you obviously don't care about me, I'll just go see Orrie."

From either side of you, Fun Ghoul and Killer Dance rolled their eyes.

"I swear," Ghoul said after he took a drag from his cigarette, "Every time you get with someone, you just don't shut up about them. "

Party squawked, "I do not! Name one time I ever did."

You smirked at him, "Remember Starfire the Porno Droid?"

"Oh yeeeeaaaahhhh~!", Ghoul cackled, "It was always Starfire this, Starfire that. Didn't ya almast marry her?"

Party Poison squawked again with a red face, "That's not-"

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