Just 'cause.
Batsis is Tim's age.
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Jaime: Would you say that you are motivated to succeed?
(Y/N): No.
(Y/N): But I AM terrified of failure
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Jason: *finds red stain on a t-shirt* Is this blood or marinara sauce?
Jason:.........*licks the stain*
Dick: Jason! Don't just lick random stains!
Jason: It's sauce.
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Selina, talking about Jaime: Go tell him he's cute. What's the the worst that could happen?
(Y/N): He could hear me.
Meanwhile
Bart, talking about (Y/N): Just go up to her and ask her out. What's the worst that happen?
Jaime, overthinking: I could die.
Scarab:........humans.
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Dick: If you found out you only had one day to live, what would you do with it?
Duke: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Jason: Something illegal.
(Y/N): Accept my fate.
Tim: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die the next day.
Dick: Wait, what?
Jason: That's awesome, can I change my answer?
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Bart: Don't panic, I'm in charge!
Jaime: THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WE'RE PANICKING!
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Bart: *kicks the door open and looking panicked*
(Y/N): *sighs* What did you do?
Bart: Nobody died!
(Y/N): What kind of answer is that?
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Dick: *knocks on Tim's door*
Tim: Who is it?
Dick: We just want to talk.
Tim: How many of you are there?
Jason: Two.
Tim: Then talk to each other.
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(Y/N): Set your wi-fi password to 2444666668888888. When your friend asks what the password is, just tell them it's 12345678.
Bart:.......*confused as hell*
Jaime:.......I-
Scarab:...ah, it is a brain teaser.
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Barbara: Look, we've been fighting for too long.
Helena: True.
Barbara: Let's agree to apologize on the count of three.
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
