Okay, so I won't be updating for at least two weeks due to my final exams (Wish me luck).
In that case, have some incorrect quotes.
Reader is Jason's age.
Warning: There is a Avatar: The last Airbender spoiler.
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Dick: (Y/N), you're never going to get a love interest by being sarcastic.
(Y/N): No love interest then.
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Tim: You're drunk.
Jason: No, I'm not. I've only had half of four bottles of wine.
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Young Starfire: Wait, are you flirting with me?
Young Dick: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
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Dick: Have a good day, Dami!
Damien: Don't tell me what to do, Grayson.
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Bruce: You're probably one of those beautiful women who don't even know it.
Silena: No, I know it.
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Wally: I love you.
(Y/N): Wrong number.
Wally: You're sitting right next to me–
(Y/N): Wrong address.
Wally: What?
(Y/N): Please leave a message after the tone. Beep.
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Duke: Did you just refer to a knife as a 'people opener'?
Damien: Should I not have?
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Dick: Babs, you're like an angel with no wings.
Barbara: So...like a person.
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Silena: Truth or Dare?
Bruce: Truth.
Silena: What is your credit card number?
Bruce: Dare.
Silena: I dare you to give me your credit card number.
Bruce:... you know what? Just for you... I'll do it.
Silena: *happy cat noises*
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Tim: I'm the type of person that likes to think things through.
Duke: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Tim:......
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Dick: If Jason and I were to drown, who would you save first?
(Y/N): You guys have all the essentials to save yourselves. Also you can swim.
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Batfamily one shots
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