Here we are again, with incorrect quotes.
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Damien: I watched an awesome movie today.
(Y/N): Really? What was it about?
Damien: Well, the wife is brutally killed by a cold blooded killer and the son gets really hurt. Then there's a twist and the son gets kidnapped.
The father then begins a quest to find him with a mentally ill female.
(Y/N): That sounds cool. What movie is it?
Damien: Finding Nemo.
(Y/N):......
Tim: Well, there goes my childhood.
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Bruce: Stop drinking so much coffee. You're worse than Tim!
Kate: No, coffee helps with depression.
Bruce: That's not tr–
Kate: More espresso, less depresso.
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Jason: I have an idea.
(Y/N): No murder.
Jason: I no longer have an idea.
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Wally: Honeybun?
(Y/N): Yes?
Wally: *blushing* I meant, do you want one?
(Y/N): *also blushing* Oh. Yeah. Sugar?
Wally: Yes?
(Y/N): *blushing harder* I just meant, would you like some in your coffee?
Wally: *further embarrassed* Oh. Of course.
Both: *completely flustered*
Jason: *from a distance* Even I was getting embarrassed just watching them.
Dick: Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Kate: (Y/N) is at that very special time of her life where girls only think about one thing.
Bruce: Boys?
Kate: Homicide.
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Jason: *makes a delicious breakfast*
Dick: Any chance that that's for me?
Jason: Nah, it's for Bruce. I'm planning on making bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
(Y/N): I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Jason: I sort of did something bad and I need advice, but I don't want any sort of judgment or criticism for it.
(Y/N): And you came to me......why?
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(Y/N): I don't smile. I hate life. I hate love and want to be alone forever since people suck.
Wally: Oh, hi (Y/N)!
(Y/N):............Well darn, there goes that.
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Jason: I screwed up. Big time.
Tim: Jason, given your life choices, you're going to have to be more specific.
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(Y/N): 'Knowledge' is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; 'wisdom' is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dick: That was deep.
Jason: 'Philosophy' is wondering if that means the ketchup is a smoothie.
Dick: That was even deeper.
Damien: 'Common sense' is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie, you idiot.
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(Y/N): *face pressed against Wally's throat*
You know, you really have to trust someone to let them get this close to your neck.
Wally: Um......... okay?
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Jason: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth at once?
(Y/N): You're a hazard to society.
Damien: And a coward. Do 20.
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Jason: How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit them in the face with a brick multiple times?
Tim: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object used in the construction of houses repeatedly.
Jason: That was poetry.
Dick: That was a cry for therapy for both of you.
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Jason: I'm not... okay. I'm not oKAAAAAYYYYYY!
Kate: AND I'M NEVER COMING HOME, NEVER COMING HOME!!!
Tim: MOVE YOUR BODY WHEN THE SUNLIGHT DIES. EVERYBODY HIDE YOUR BODY FROM THE SCARECROW, EVERYBODY HIDE!!!
Damien: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!
(Y/N): MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL! MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL! IT'S REALLY QUITE PLEASANT, EXCEPT FOR THE SMELL! MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL!
All 5 of them: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND. HE SAID, "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?!"
Barbara: What is going on here?
Dick: Jason, Tim and (Y/N) found out that Kate is an MCR fan, so they decided to jam out.
Barbara: Okay... but why is Damien with them.
Dick: They introduced him to MCR's music and now they're singing their favorites.
Stephanie: They're all a bunch of emos.
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Well that was fun.
A question to all the MCR fans who read this:
Which is your favorite song from MCR?
Mine is Sleep or The Sharpest Lives.
Hope you enjoyed!
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Batfamily one shots
FanficOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
