It's been a bit? I don't have much inspiration, so have some incorrect quotes.
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Jon: How does it feel to have a knife stuck up your butt?
Damien: Say one more word and you will have an answer to that.
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Dick, defending himself: Oh yeah? Well I got 5 words for you, buddy: Please be nice to me.
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Jason: No, you cannot do the thing.
Roy: *slides over a monopoly dollar* Maybe.... this..... will change your mind?
Jason: That isn't even real money.
Roy, getting out a tray of chilidogs: What about now?
Jason: You may proceed.
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Wally: The first time I saw (Y/N), she took my breath away.
Dick: That's so sweet-
Wally: She hit me in the stomach with a tennis racket.
Dick:......
(Y/N): We were on a blind date at a tennis court.
Wally: It was very romantic.
Dick:.......
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Tim, without sleep: Pregnant women are literally bodybuilders.
Duke: No-
(Y/N): No, no. He has a point.
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Bruce: Jason, don't say a word.
Jason:......
Jason: Fergalicious.
Bruce: I said no words.
Jason: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it's a word because it's convenient to you.
Bruce: Calm down-
Barbara, trolling: You know, Bruce, he has a point.
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Duke: What are you doing?
Stephanie: Helping Tim look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago.
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Wally: My hands are cold.
(Y/N): *holds his hands*
Wally:....... you know what. For some reason, my lips are getting cold too.
(Y/N): *presses ice-cold back of hand on his lips*
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Tim: Dick, should we stop him?
Dick: He'll be fine. Look at him, makin' new pals.
Damien, in an ominous voice: Hello.... fellow students.... be my..... friend.....
Dick: On second thought, stop him before he hurts himself.
Dick:..... and the other students.
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Bruce: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Silena: Yes.
Bruce: I love you.
Silena: It back.
*five minutes later*
Alfred: Miss Silena, is there a particular reason that Master Bruce is crying face first on the floor?
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Tim, sleep deprived: Baby shower invitation? Uh, no thanks Stephanie, I can have a regular sized shower whenever I want.
Duke: Give me that-
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*Jon and Damien have a moment of friendship*
Damien: -tt- What is this funny fuzzy feeling in my..... is that my heart?
Jon: It's called love, Damien.
Damien: I do not love you.
Jon: There are different types of love, Damien.
Damien: REALLY?!
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Tim: Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like, "I don't know how to hold a pencil"
Jason: You're very philosophical.
Tim: *sips coffee*
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Bruce: You don't strike me as a professional criminal.
Silena: That's what makes me so good at it.
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Damien, Jason and Stephanie: Whatever it is, I didn't do it.
Bruce: You always say that and I never believe you.
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(Y/N): Well SOMEONE thought it would be a great idea to throw our backup plan off a bridge.
Wally: It was on FIRE!
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Barbara: Oh my gosh, I had the exact same dream!
Dick: Really?
Barbara: Are you crazy? Of course not!
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Jason, holding Lian: She's so young. She mostly looks like a potato with eyes.
Roy: That's my newborn you're talking about.
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Dick: My friend thinks you're cute.
(Y/N): Which friend?
Wally: It's me, I'm the friend.
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A/N: Sorry, I haven't been updating. I have school, homework, assignments and a lack of inspiration.
Btw, I understand what it feels like to wait on an author to update, but I also understand the pressure that comes with being an author with a school life. So please, avoid asking me when am I gonna update or to update soon.
I will do my best to update as much as possible.
Hope you enjoyed.
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Batfamily one shots
FanficOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
