Back at it with incorrect quotes.
(Y/N) is the same age as Tim.
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Dick: I don't get why (Y/N) is still single. She's a great person!
Tim: *remembers all the times that guys have asked her out or tried to flirt*
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Guy 1: Can I buy you a drink?
(Y/N): Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Guy 2: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
(Y/N): Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Guy 3: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
(Y/N): Okay. Get out.
Guy 4: I think I could make you very happy.
(Y/N): Why? Are you leaving?
Guy 5: Haven't I seen you some place before?
(Y/N): Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Tim:.......I wonder why.
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Alternative responses to: Can I copy your homework? (text form)
Dick: I'll help you with it.
Cassandra, Tim and Duke: Yeah, sure.
Stephanie and Jason: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Barbara and (Y/N): lol nope.
Damien: *Read 5:55 pm*
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Damien: What are you, 5?
Jason, snorts: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Damien:
Jason:
Jason: Don't kill me.
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Damien: Nobody likes me. I am scary.
Dick: Just cuz you're scary doesn't mean people can't like you. Look at Cass.
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Jason: That's a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn't make sense.
Tim: You'll do it?
Jason: Of course.
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Bart: Hello.
(Y/N): Hellno.
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Jason, answering his phone: What's up?
Black Mask: I see you.......
Jason:
Black Mask:
Jason:
Black Mask:
Jason: Do I look good?
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Tim: We're going to die.
Duke: Think positive.
Tim: We're going to die quickly.
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Tim: That's tragic.
Damien: Your face is tragic.
Tim: Aww, come on. That was uncalled for.
Damien: Your face was uncalled for.
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(Y/N): You need to apologize. Be a man.
Damien: I do not want to be a man! I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't control his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on others instead.
(Y/N): Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
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Dick: So I'm thinking, for our wedding, we do something quiet. Maybe have it in the spring?
Barbara: But we're not even engaged yet?
Dick: ........So that's what I forgot to do last night.
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Bruce: Where are you going?
(Y/N): To either get ice cream or commit a felony.
Bruce:
(Y/N): I'll decide in the car.
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Bruce: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.
Damien: I will politely decline.
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Helena: Do you ever just want to place your hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes and then violently jerk their head until their neck snaps?
Barbara: That took an unexpected turn.
Cassandra: So did their neck.
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Damien: Can I go out on patrol with you tonight?
Jason: What did Bruce say?
Damien: He said no.
Jason: Then why did you ask me?
Damien: Father is not the boss of you.
Jason, internally: It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap.
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Bruce: Can you pass the salt?
Jason: Can you pass off as my dad after letting The Joker, who killed me, live?
(Y/N):.........That's too much salt.
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Tim, after several days without sleep: I have connected two dots!
Duke: You haven't connected anything.
Tim: I have connected them!
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Person:........beg your pardon?
(Y/N): Then beg.
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