Batsis is the same age as Tim.
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Tim: *stares blankly at chalkboard*
(Y/N): Are you okay?
Tim: *turns to stare blankly at (Y/N)*
(Y/N): Tim?
Tim: Do you think dogs know about thumbs?
(Y/N): What?
Tim: Or do they think all humans are magic, because they have thumbs?
(Y/N): Tim.......don't be stupid. Not all humans who have dogs have thumbs.
Duke: This is where we cut you off from coffee and you two go to bed.
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Jason: Remember that one time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Dick: No, I said, "Jay, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do," and you licked the swing set.
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Bart: I JUST ATE 20 SUGAR PACKETS!!!!
(Y/N):.......What were you thinking?!
Bart: I WASN'T!
(Y/N): That makes sense.
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Tim: Call me an ambulance, I'm coughing up blood.
Jason: Okay, from now on I'll call you Ambulance, I'm coughing up blood.
(Y/N), snickering: Dad jokes at their finest.
Tim:.............
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Everyone: You need a full 6 to 8 hours of sleep daily.
Batfamily: We don't do that here.
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Bart: Its all crash Sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me.
(Y/N): Sweetheart?
Bart: Is it okay if I call you that?
(Y/N): You can call me anything you want~
Bart: Okay, Optimus Prime.
Bart, in his mind: Flirt 100.
(Y/N), in her mind: I should not have introduced him to that show.
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Tim: Roses are red. Storm clouds are grey. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
Stephanie: Roses are red. Some tulips are black. Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
(Y/N): The roses have bloomed. The ground is muddy. My first girlfriend turned into the moon. That's rough buddy....
Cassandra: Roses are red. I am Groot. Honey, where is my supersuit!?
Jason: Poetry at its finest.
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Barbara: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you girls have to act wisely.
Cassandra: Okay.
Stephanie: Sure.
Barbara: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Stephanie: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Cassandra: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Barbara:.........
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Jason, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Dick: Jay, get the hell out of my car.
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Jaime: Perhaps we should all be examining what we think we know.
Bart: *Knowing nothing intensifies*
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Damien: You're like a cloud.
Tim: What?
Damien: When you disappear, its a beautiful day.
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Damien: I am not a sore loser! I just prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious.
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Helena: I have feelings for you.
Dick: Really?
Helena: Yes. I feel you're little annoying.
Dick: It's an improvement, albeit a small one.
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Alfred: Alright, whoever did it, just come forward and all is forgiven.
Bruce:..........
Dick:..........
Jason:........
Tim:..........
Cassandra:............
(Y/N):.............
Damien:...........
Alfred: Very smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
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(Y/N): But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.
Tim: Mood.
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(Y/N): We started dating-
Jaime: EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH?!
Bart: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
Jaime, turning to Bart: Wait. Why the hell are you surprised?!
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Tim: Goodnight Duke.
Duke, just woke up: What do you mean goodnight?! You should've been saying that 6 hours ago. It's 5 am, get your life together, Tim!
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Damien: I know we have always had an unspoken rivalry.
Tim: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And its not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
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Jaime: So, what's Bart to you?
(Y/N): The reason I wake up in the morning.
Jaime: That's so adorable.
Bart, earlier in the morning, barging into the bedroom, banging pans together: WAKE UP, WAKE UP (Y/N)!!!!!
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