Anyway, I really like the idea of Tim and Cassandra being in queerplatonic relationships (with people outside the family), so here we go.
Reader and Jason have a brother-sister relationship in this one.
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Barbara: You were jealous of me? But you're the most beautiful, smartest, perfect girl in the world.
Helena: Well you're right about all those things. But for some reason when I meet boys they act as if I'm going to do something horrible to them.
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Dick: Are you lying?
(Y/N): Well, how do you define lying?
Dick: Not telling the truth. How do you?
(Y/N): Reclining your body to a horizontal position.
Dick:.....
(Y/N): So no, I'm not lying :)
Dick:......
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(Y/N): I wonder what Jay is up to?
Jason: *busy cleaning his guns*
(Y/N): I'm gonna surprise him!
*puts hands over his eyes* Guess who!
Jason: Oh frick! Who could it be? *feels your fingers* Judging by the fact that there's no ring on that finger, it must be Dick.
(Y/N): You keep joking around.
Jason: Of course I'm joking.
(Y/N): Ok, then it's time for you to guess.
Jason:..........
(Y/N): You sleeping?
Jason: Whoops! I dozed off for a sec. I've been so tired lately....
(Y/N): Time to answer the question.
Jason: What question?
(Y/N): Quit joking around and guess who I am.
Jason: What do you mean 'Guess who I am'? You're my friend.
(Y/N):.....Look at this biznatch trying to be a smartass.
Jason: Friend, please take your hands off. You're gonna pluck my eyeballs out.
(Y/N): Friend who?
Jason: You're being silly, who else could be my friend?
(Y/N): Shut up and say my name.
Jason:.......I need to go to the bathroom.
(Y/N): Hold it in.
Jason: Do you actually think that I don't know?
(Y/N): Quit playing games, biznatch.
Jason: Are you seriously doubting me right now?
(Y/N): Is saying my name really that hard?
Jason: Your name isn't the issue. This is an issue of TRUST!
(Y/N): Fine, lets see how far this goes. *suddenly sounds demonic* I bet all my videogames that you don't know my name. What are you betting?
Jason, suddenly scared: Are you sure you wanna take it this far?
(Y/N): Are you scared?
Jason: I'm not the one who's scared. You are!
YOU ARE READING
Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
