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A/N: (B/N) – Bat Name.
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Tim: I'm not a group person. I'm more like a Beyoncé.
Stephanie, shocked and offended: Beyoncé, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that this coffee obsessed biznatch would even say that. Oh my gosh.
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Bruce: So how did you convince Jason to betray me? What did you offer him?
Selina: I asked him if he wanted to embarrass you and he instantly said yes.
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Random villain: I have come to kill you, (B/N)!
(Y/N): Oh cool.
(Y/N), turns to Bruce and mouths: Who the Frick is this?!
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Stephanie: Didn't you die?
Jason: That was weeks ago. Things change.
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(Y/N): I hate it when people say, "tell me more about yourself."
(Y/N): Like, what do you want to know? My emotional trauma or my favorite color?
(Y/N): Be more specific.
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Dick: Wanna help with my wedding?
Barbara, sarcastically: I didn't know you were getting married! How may I be of any assistance to you?
Dick: Be my wife.
Barbara: I-
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Kate: Arson? Oh, you mean Crime Brûlée~
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(Y/N): With all due respect, which is none.
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Helena: Dinah, you didn't pay the Freaking electricity bill! Are you serious?!
Barbara, singing: When your lights don't work like they used to before~
Helena: Shut the hell up, Gordon!
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Bruce: *throws shade*
Alfred: Pick that up, young man.
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Judge: I am sentencing you to live in prison for a seemingly impossible amount of heinous crimes. Do you have anything to say?
(Y/N), taps mic: You're just mad that I have a genuine reasonto use a shank now.
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Batfamily one shots
FanficOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
