The next morning...
Kathleen : Dust, can you come ? I need to talk to you.
Dust : Ok ?
They leave and the rest blink, surprised. They shrug, assuming Dust received some kind of dare or that he did something.
Horror : Hey, if Dust got a dare, what do you think this is ?
Ink : Maybe making him wear a ridiculous outfit ? Some of the creators love to do it.
Jill : On that topic, Killer is the Sans that get drawn in a maid outfit the most, at least among the Bad.
Killer, Juro, Target : Why ??
Jill : Blame your birthday. Apparently, the 5th of May is the Maid day in Japan.
Nightmare : Maid huh...?
Error : Well, I mean, Killer is already Nightmare's maid, even without the outfit.
Killer : I am not !!
Horror : Error, please ?
Error : On it.
Error shows a compilation of moment where Killer did the housechores without anyone saying anything, bringing Nightmare coffee in his office and continuing on.
Juro, Target : ... Killer, you are a maid. Give up.
Killer : Not you too ! I get betrayed by my other versions !!
He goes sulk in a corner and Star is patting his back.
Then, everyone hears Nightmare screaming. They all turn toward him, to see him covered in glitters. And Dust is holding a bucket in his hand.
Nightmare : ... I will give you five seconds to run.
Dust doesn't need to hear more and runs to hide.
Koda : Well, at least, we now know what Star would have looked like with it.
He feels the reprimanding glare of Halo, Zero and Target and hides behind Oreo.
Killer : Boss, calm down... it's fine, since this is you... imagine if it was Star, Kath said he didn't have a passive form. This would have been worst. You should get rid of it now.
Dream : Killer is right. And you can kill Dust another day too.
All : wouldn't it be better to convince him not to kill Dust ?
Nightmare : No, I will kill Dust now, before Kathleen come back.
Kathleen : I am already back, actually. And I was the one giving the glitters to Dust. This was a dare. Sorry.
Nightmare opens his mouth to scream at Kath but Killer grabs his collar to turn him around and french kiss him. Nightmare jolts and blushes like a mad man.
Kathleen pulls out a chrono and start it. After five good minutes, Killer breaks the kiss, hugging a passive Night, who is madly blushing and of course, don't have glitters anymore.
Kathleen : Thank you, Killer.
Killer : In exchange, swear to me I will never have to wear a maid outfit. No matter the book !
Kathleen : Ok, ok... I promise.
Ink : Talk about taking an insurance. Do you hate it that much ?
Killer : Yes !
Kathleen : Wow...
YOU ARE READING
Ranting with the Sanses
HumorLike the title said. You can ask thing if you want to either to the Sanses or me. Maybe I will make a bit of shipping here, but still, my usual ship.
