Ranting with the Sanses

Dare 2

The next morning, after the theory outburst of Kathleen.

Nightmare : So, is she sane today ?

Dust : No idea...

Ink : You know, I think she was never sane to begin with. Creators tend to be a tad bit crazy...

Error : Is that why you are crazy ?

Ink : Finally ! I knew you understand me, Error.

All : ... Really, Ink ?

Kathleen : You are not really discret you know that ?

All : Aaaaaah !!

Kathleen : Outch... Anyway, I read the comment. Ink, Plum, could you step foward ?

Ink comes next to Kathleen.

All : Huh, who is Plum ?

Ink : Sugar Plum Lust Sans, come here right now.

Lust : Alrigt, alright. Shesh, what are you, my mom ? How do you even know my name ?

Kathleen : Creators know a lot of things, Plum.

Lust : Call me Lust. I don't want everyone to use my other name... Even Pap don't use it often.

Ink : Anyway, why did you want us to step foward ?

Kathleen : Oh, yeah. So, let me just a sec.

She leaves and comes back with Winds_n_Hearts.

Kathleen : Here is Winds_n_Hearts. They want a hug...

They both hug you.

Kathleen : ... I was going to say they want a hug from everyone especially you two, but fine...

Blue : Yeah, hugging !!

Blue joins the hug and Dream too. Once you are free from the Stars Sans and Lust, the murder trio give you a quick hug, Horror nearly crushing your poor rib, Nightmare pat your head with a tentacules, Illusion and Robin gives you a hug, while Myriad just stand in the haphephobia corner with Error and Template.

Phoenix has to kneel to hug you correctly, Paint and Pale give you a hug while being dead inside.

Kathleen : Harvest, Reaper, you know you can touch them. They won't die.

They give you a hug immediately. Geno and Holo give you a quick hug. Eraser and Marvul hug you because Halluciv and Reboot force them to.

Xcellence just gives you a hand shake, deal with it.

Kathleen : Swap, you plan to hug them or are you joining the haphephobia corner ?

Blue : I think they got enough hug.

You are currently being hugged by Wine, Black and Ras.

Template : You sure it is alright for us to refuse to give them a hug ?

Kathleen : Yeah, they are alright with it. I think they weren't expecting that many hug, to be frank. And, I think they do respect your boundary. Oh, by the way...

They all turn to look at me.

Kathleen : They also decided to give you gifts, but those will wait for tomorrow. You have for everyone, even the haphephobia corner. But, you could try the handshake, you know.

Myriad and Template exchange a look. Template sighs and gives you a 3 second hug before releasing you glithcing badly and going to hide behind Pale. Myriad just shakes your hand then go back to the meme squad to hide.

Swap give you a quick hug and now, everyone stares at Error who is the only one who didn't do anything.

Error : Fine, just a handshake... And not longer than three seconds.

He gives you a quick handshake then leaves to pout angry.

Kathleen : Whoah. I was not expecting Error to make the handshake.

Ink : The power of everyone staring at you and the guilt.

Kathleen : Ahaha.

Blue : So, what are our gifts ?

Kathleen : Like I said, you will get them tomorrow. Now, you can do whatever.

They all leave. Ink goes bother Error for the rest of the day.