Ranting with the Sanses

Gifts

In the previous chapter, we promised them gifts ! Now, they are going to receive them.

Kathleen just finish to put everyone's gift in their room, with a little note for most of the gifts too. Except for 6 gifts.

Now, let's see everyone's gifts beginning by the 6.

Dream got a picture of him and Nightmare under the tree of feelings. Illusion got one too, but with his own brother instead. Nightmare got a new book, Phoenix got a photo of Ani, him and Illusion, Halluciv got a Xcellence's pillow, Marvul got a picture of Halluciv calling him onii chan.

Now, for the little note in everyone else gift.

"Hey, guys. So I gave you your gift and this little note. I need your help to plan a surprise for the three pair of twins. Their birthday is on the 21, so I want to surprise them.

I expect of you to either help me or just shut up. Ok ? Thank you in advance."

Now the gifts.

Lust : a magenta colored hoodie with flower patterns. And a bonus note for Lust "Winds_n_Hearts apoligised for using your other name."

Lust : Don't worry, sweetie~ I just don't want too many people to know it. I mean, for most of the Sanses, Sans is their actual name, it just make me stand out more. And I guess creators are still more used to me being Lust and not Sugar Plum. But, I am not upset.

Ink, Paint, Reboot and Template : five new sketchbooks for each of them.

Cross, Robin, Error : ChOcOlAtE !!

Myriad : A new guitar and chocolate.

Blue, Black, Ras : Whisky. ... Who allowed it ?! It wasn't what I put in it !! *see a pink female human version of Bill Cipher leaving while wistling* Jill !!

Killer, Ccino, Horror, Outer : A pet. (Killer got a bunny, Ccino a cat, Horror a dog and Outer a hamster)

Phoenix and Illusion : Oh, new friends for Kevin and Champ. You realise you will have to think of name for those pets ? Do you have to ruin my fun ? And why did I give a demon to Horror...? Oh, you just say that because you are afraid of dog. Exactly !!

Epic : rubber chicken. Oh hell no ! Confiscated. Here have some chocolate instead.

Color : A photo of him, Epic, Ccino, Cross, Outer and Killer (with feelings)

Classic and Red : A huge bottle of ketchup/mustard. Are you sure it was a good idea ? Yeah, what could go wrong ? Everything ?

Reaper, Harvest : Coffee.

Holo, Xcellence and Geno : A filled bookself. How did you bring that here ? Magic !

Dust : A replica of Papyrus' scarf.

Farmer : A field magically appeared outside of the mansion so he can go back to farming. Wait, he loves working ? Are you sure this is a Sans ? And how did a field appeared out of nowhere ? *me shrugging* Magic ?

Chronicle : A entire library. You took it on a new level. I don't have a choice, he reads too fast...

G : Cigarette. Fake ones ? Fake ones. You know smoking is bad for us. And I am feed up of being a passive smoker.

Eraser : Pictures of Reboot being cute.

Swap : A new saxophone.

All of DS : Oh hell no !!

They destroy the saxophone.

Swap : Hey !!

Kathleen : I am sure I was not the one putting that saxophone here... Jill !!

Jill : Hahaha !

All : Who is that ?

Kathleen : Guys, this is Jill. A insane part of me, supposed to be my rationality, but for some odd reason, she is inspired from Bill Cipher and is crazier than me... I wonder what went wrong.

Error : You entering the fandom ?

Kathleen : Nah... I was already crazy way before it.

Everyone notices the berries having alcool.

Kathleen : ... Since the berries already have some... Jill, you can give whisky to Swap as an apology...

Jill : Yeah !! There will be chaos once everyone is drunk !!! Ahahaha !!

Kathleen : ... I am worried about what she will do on Christmas...

Ink : Oh yeah, that's around the corner.

Error : How much crap are we in for ?

Kathleen : A lot. So much you would prefer making out with Ink.

Error : There is no way I would...

Kathleen : Error. There are million of multiverses in which you are dating Ink, so, never say never. For safety measure.

Horror's dog barks. Kathleen screams and runs behind Jill for protection.

All : Huh...

Nightmare : ... Are you afraid of dog, Kathleen ?

Kathleen : Yes !! I am a cat person. Please keep that dog away from me...

Ink : But this is just a little puppy.

He takes the puppy and make puppy eyes with them.

Kathleen : I don't care. I am afraid !! Why did I give Horror a demon ?

All : Ah, she is afraid at this point...

Jill : Ahaha... Ink, you can't do anything... She is afraid, that's all. She loves cats, though. A bit too much.

Kathleen : I don't see what you are talking about. You fail at life, if you didn't have more than twenty cats before being in your twenty !!

All : Twenty !!?

Chronicle : She said more than twenty... How many exactly ?

Kathleen : Huh, so, in my life I had three goldfishes, three guinea pigs, we stop because of my father's allergy and we had... 32 cats in total. Like, twenty of them are like... right now ?

All : ... What.

Jill : When she says she loves cats, she is being sincere.

Ccino : I understand that feeling...

Kathleen : I know, right ? Cats are just so cute pure and innocent... They are adorable...

Jill : I think we are going to leave for now, because we lost the autor somewhere while she was writing. So, see you everyone !!

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By the way, suggest us some names for Horror's, Killer's, Ccino's and Outer's new pets.

And anyone who want to help planning the twins' birthday is welcome !!