SOLANDIS // KotLC Oneshots

Interviewing Chandi

Fitz, once again, had ran onto the chandelier and attached himself to her. The first time had been no fun, but the many days after, he'd gone back just to admire her beauty. She was, after all, the only girl for him.

She soon introduced herself as Chandi, which was a name that made him swoon. Many days after, his sister Biana and her friends discovered his strange attachment. His supposed best friend Keefe had decided to interview Chandi.

The original records have never been released for "the public good" but here is an abridged version your author came upon. It itself is terrifying, so how bad could the original one have been?

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Interview of Chandi Vacker
by Keefe |I'm Not Yo Legacy Boy| Sencen

Keefe Sencen: so you're the infamous Chandi? The one my bro fell for?

Chandi Vacker: *in demonic voice* y e e e s s s s s s s  s

KS: um, ok. I'm scared. so, what are the charms Fitz fell for?

CV: *sparkles* i beautiful. sophie foster ugly. fitz sister ugly.

KS: that's offensive. Just so you know, Foster's my girlfriend so watch what you say.

CV: i not care.

KS: alright so apart from your obvious lack of grammar, what else is cool about you? you don't even have hair!

CV: you hair stupid. i sparkly

KS: okay, can I like quit now?

Tam Song: no, Keefe, you forced me into writing all this down. You are not quitting. It was bad enough having to put down "fitz sister ugly"

KS: oh come on! okay, fine fine. Chandi, do you have any hobbies?

CV: I plot to rule elves. I plot to kill pretty girls. I must be only pretty

KS: that is... such a contradiction. Didn't you say Foster and Bi were ugly-?

CV: they ugly compared to me!

TS: Whoa, that's the biggest word she's used. I applaud you, Chandi- 

KS: Chandi, do you have anything cool you can do? I have my signature hair and smirk, which is why I have that effect on Foster.

TS: this is the best day of my life, watching Mophead try to be formal

KS: Shut it Bangs Boy

CV: my hair better. 

TS & KS: EXCUSE ME? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY BANGS- AND MY HAIR IS THE ENVY OF ALL ELVENKIND.

TS: No, MINE

KS: your bangs are so BORING. look at this, all the glamor, the style, the-

TS: as if you HAVE any style

KS: um, RUDE

TS: but it's TRUE

CV: *crunches popcorn* this fun to watch

KS: where'd you get popcorn - WAIT - *gasps* YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIGGIN MOUTH HOW DO YOU EAT?!

TS: my thoughts exactly

KS: oh, then I must be wrong

TS: bruh

CV: I have mouth. I will use to eat pretty girls

KS *internally*: OMG IS SHE GONNA EAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND BI

KS: I feel threatened. I thought this interview ensured my protection. I DO NOT FEEL PROTECTED.

TS: ok, so I'll go get Linh. Maybe she can drown this menace of a chandelier

KS: that's a good idea... *slowly backs away*  umm, we'll continue another time

CV: hehe i eat you

KS: WAIT NO- NOOOOOOOO

Keefe Sencen was never heard from again. Tam and Linh Song say they broke the chandelier, but nobody knows for sure where she went.

Bypassers say they thought they saw something sparkly heading into the night, only to never be seen again.

File Closed.

So, that is the end of THAT horrifying story. Now I'm too scared to find the original version. It can be left to your imagination what happened to Keefe.

P.S: This was NOT scary and not SUPPOSED to be scary XD